May 21, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
Honest question – Is Alexis Ren the hottest thing ever? Because everyone and their dad says yes. The Insta model turned to surgery to transform herself into the teen-looking nymphomaniac Jessica Rabbit, and while obviously any self-respecting man should have enough room in his social calendar to make time to smash uglies with Ren, is she really the most bangable box in the world? There’s something about her body that reads barely-humanoid, and while she’s far from being the Human Barbie, her and Human Ken could probably find a couple points of shared interest if they had. “Oh you store your extracted ribs in a jar too? Well boy do I have a story for you.”
The twenty-one-year-old Ren is pretty much the number one Insta model for most of the dark pervy web, and everytime she flashes her undertit men seem to spontaneously cream their corn all over their keyboards. It’s like, yeah, banging a life-sized Ariana Grande Bratz Doll would be a thrill, but is it really guys’ number one f*ck fantasy? I’ll let you decide after checking out the Ren & Pimpy pics.
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