A lot is going on in the world right now. Too much. After debating on covering either Mahatma Kardashian Gandhi’s successful efforts to release a woman from prison or the fact that John Goodman looks like he’s wearing a glove in this picture, the blessed trailer angel lawn ornament known as Britney Spears saved us all by picking her teal leopard print string bikini out of her ass crack while Jet Skiing. This is news that’s fit to print. If you’re going to be on a Jet Ski, by God, your bathing suit better not look like it costs more than ten dollars. And by God, you better be fishing it out of your asshole. The Jet Ski rulebook addendum to this.
Spears was buzzing around Miami, when, according to the image gallery information on our pap site Backgrid, she “had to make an adjustment to her bikini bottoms.” They really shot themselves in the foot SEO wise by not mentioning all the pussy juice. If photographers follow you around twenty-four-seven, they’re bound to catch you picking a wedgie. Thankfully for Spears her ass actually looks damn good in the pics, and I’m sure a decent percentage of the male population will prefer that they’re seeing her MILF cheeks as she “makes an adjustment to her bikini bottoms.” Pussy juice. Anyway, thanks Brit for having as little fucks to give as we do.
Photo Credit: Backgrid