If you lust over Ariel Winter without the help of alcohol, congratulations, you’re one of the few men who find the first stage of obesity as sexually arousing. The next step is either getting help or becoming a full blown BBW chaser. Someone should really look into changing that contradictory title as most women who flirt with the 250 pound mark on the scale lack the stamina required for any kind of chase. But in all honesty there’s no better time in history to be alive and love women the size of buffalos because accusations of fat shaming have almost all the haters at bay. Almost all. The few that slipped past the cracks managed to get underneath Winter’s thick chuck steak size skin and make her quit social media for the moment.
Ariel Winter is taking a break from social media.
On Friday, the “Modern Family” star’s rep explained that Winter, 20, has decided to stop tweeting because of the “constant negativity” she encounters.
“Ariel has taken a break from Twitter and engaging with commenters on her other platforms because of the constant negativity she experiences,” the actress’ rep told Us Weekly in a statement. “She needs a moment to breathe and enjoy herself without judgement.”
Ariel needs to understand that her weight is at a weird place. Thank the lord above she isn’t Tess “never take the stairs” Holliday’s size. Because you only invite a world of depression when you’re one woman who maxes out the maximum weight capacity in every elevator you step foot in. She’s also not an Ashley Graham who gets forgiven for her weight because of her face. If anything, Ariel is like a real life Meg Griffen always in a pair of x-rated daisy dukes that gets swallowed by an ass with an insatiable appetite for denim. We, the people of the world, just want to watch and see if things get worse. If you’re already wearing shorts that don’t fit, we want to know if your shirt will eventually stop fitting too.
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