Ariel Winter Wants To Eat Cheeseburgers In Peace; Leaves Social Media

July 9, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you lust over Ariel Winter without the help of alcohol, congratulations, you’re one of the few men who find the first stage of obesity as sexually arousing. The next step is either getting help or becoming a full... READ MORE

Heidi Pratt Makes America Barf Again

July 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

These two are real grade-A pieces of shit, and now they appear to be indoctrinating their son Gunner (BARF) into the shitty club of shittiness. First off, when looking at Spencer and Heidi these days - it's hard to... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Water Sports Fail For The 4th

July 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It won't be long until people forget that July 4th once had to do with something besides getting that perfect tastefully whorey patriotic disgraced American flag bikini pic, but I'm okay with that as long as once a year... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Puts The “Feminism” In “Father’s Day” With Breast Pumping Pic

June 18, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Social media darling and 70% of the inspiration for Hello Giggles articles Chrissy Teigen pretty much redefines bravery with each passing moment, and her husband John Legend is nothing if not her greatest champion. The duo project a home life that's... READ MORE

Miss America Axing Swimsuits

June 5, 2018 | News | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The infamous brainiac scholarship competition, Miss America, has announced that it will no longer require contestants to wear swimsuits. Finally. After decades of covering up with swimsuits, we’ll get to the contestants walk around naked. JK. The competition,... READ MORE

Amy Schumer – You’ve Got To Be Kidney Me

April 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

It is a proven, undeniable fact that fat girls love to overexaggerate health issues and bog down parties and make everyone nauseous with their gross stories and photo documentation to boot. Thankfully this doesn't apply to our svelt deathly... READ MORE

We Care That Cardi B’s Basement Ass Implants Led To Leakage

April 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  If you blinked then you might have missed Cardi B’s rise to fame as the sassy knocked up rapper the world didn’t know it didn’t need. She possesses all the prerequisites for the Jennifer Lawrence-y type of stardom... READ MORE

Katy Perry Has A “Disgusting” Talent

March 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

And yes, it is her singing. JK. Katy Perry is still trying to make the revamped American Idol a thing, and while doing hosting duties, she had a mini talent competition with a contestant. Actually she did that basic... READ MORE

Amy Schumer Talked About Sucking D During Her Vows

February 27, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Our trim little wet vac was talking with Nikki Glaser on SiriusXM when she claimed to have cried while writing touching words about gargling with her hubby's baby batter. READ MORE

A Very Very Very Fat Demi Lovato Deletes Fat Picture

February 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Cue the National Geographic music, because you’re about to be taken on a wild safari adventure full of surprises and even some thrills thanks to this deleted Instagram picture of Demi Lovato. She appears to be a dead ringer for... READ MORE