CamSoda – the cam girl company that looked at Farrah Abraham’s stapled on Groupon tit balloons and thought “Yeah. People want to pay to see that. Yeah, yeah. Definitely. Yeah” – is really missing a golden opportunity by not signing on AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne. The quadruple threat (SHE DIRECTED THAT VIDEO) nipple-freeing advocate has reached the sexual outer limits of Instagram, and might be ready to graduate to being a full-blown cam girl.
Thorne posted this totally 100% definitely accidental bedtime nip slip to her Instagram Story, only to quickly either delete it herself or have it be deleted by Insta censors. As Thorne supposedly commands up to $65K an Instagram post from sponsors, we know that she isn’t giving the goods away for free, but might be able to maximize the investment in her five dollar breast implants with a cam side-show.
Her tits are definitely integral to the current marketing process, and you can think of them as a hobo flipping around a Mattresses 2 Go sign at a crosswalk in exchange for crystal. And since I’m now the person leading people to her Mattresses 2 Go tits, which are then funneling people to her exclusive sponsored content, such as getting her eyebrows tattooed, I’m waiting for my cut. And for those of you who still don’t see the dignity and grace in this overflowing human Porta Potty, I recommend not reading about her. But you can’t. Because you love her. I know it.
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