Rob Lowe And His Vag SLAM Bella Thorne For Mudslide Tweet

January 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I’ve suspected for quite a while that Rob Lowe is the owner of a hot pink pussy, and he all but confirmed this horrifying image yesterday by getting into a Twitter brawl with a twenty-year-old girl. Yes, the girl is botched starlet Bella Thorne, who already has the life experience and overall aesthetic of a […]


Bella Thorne Sexually Assaulted Until Age Of 14

January 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Bella Thorne was sexually abused as a child. This is about as shocking as finding out that Mama Ariel Winter, Crystal with a capital C, whored out her daughter to anyone that would have her from the second she could stand on two feet. With Thorne, it’s more like since the age she could lay […]


Ariel Winter Dove Girl Audition And Shit Around The Web

December 29, 2017 | crap around the web | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan bikini snake bite survivor (DrunkenStepfather)

Guess the celebrity robe upper thigh goodness (TMZ)

Texas dad finds his 13-year old son boffing his teacher in the back of her car! (CaseyAnthony)

Madison Beer maj cameltoe bulge (TaxiDriverMovie)

Ariel Winter embraces curves (Egotastic)

School Of Rock chick nipple bonanza (EgotasticAllStars)

Bella Thorne in retro lingerie (Popoholic)

Boobtastic Kimberly Garner for president (HollywoodTuna)

Top Ten Oscar Actresses Nude (Mr.Skin)

Alyssa Milano pale nips for birthday (Fleshbot)


Bella Thorne “Ain’t No Two Pump Chump” On Giant Penis (VIDEO)

December 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Ragged Anne Doll Bella Thorne always manages to one-up her crazy shenanigans – creating Internet buzz and generating comments like “ew” and “I thought she was dead” – and this turn on a giant mechanical penis is no different. The twenty-year-old hypothetical actress took to Snapchat to share a video of her strung out self gyrating on a what could double as Kim Kardashian’s dildo while a potential suitor sends the words of encouragement “You ain’t no two pump chump” that all twenty-year-old girls should hear. Get you a man who films you straddling a mechanical penis while yelling at you.


Rita Ora Lingerie Model and Shit Around the Web

November 1, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

The hottest Halloween costumes, naked nuns, and more!


Hypersexual Bella Thorne Reveals Lesbian Crushes

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The product of a trash compactor and a bottle of Viagra, Bella Thorne, is mostly a vagina with just a very haphazard body built around it as an afterthought, and while talking to StyleCaster, she revealed that her vag is hungry for Kristen Stewart, Demi Lovato, and Camila Cabello. Oh, you don’t remember? The girl who would douche with lighter fluid if she thought it would increase her Instagram followers recently bravely came out as bisexual, and since nobody cared or believed her, she’s now divulging the female celebrities she’d pork.


Arianny Celeste for Less and Shit Around the Web

October 5, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Adriana Lima workout, Bella Thorne dancing, and more!


Bella Thorne Not Retouched, Not Perfect, Get Used To It

October 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Sassy Fleshlight Bella Thorne just changed the game by bravely declaring that she was not retouched for at least one picture in her gross GQ Mexico photo shoot. She does not address the pre-retouching known as plastic surgery. Or gallons of makeup applied with a spackling tool. The nineteen-year-old social media star is no longer just a role model for slutty Kentucky teens who shoplift tube tops from Sears. She’s a role model for slutty Kentucky teens who shoplift tube tops from Sears who also accept their flaws. Guessing they have plenty.


Bella Thorne Achieves Peak Performance (VIDEO)

September 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In the old days, child actors grew into strung out bank robbers. But only because softcore porn paid for shit. Thanks to digital social media, getting nearly fully naked is now a lucrative profession. 


Bella Thorne Singing Sensation

September 2, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Those of you trying to pigeonhole Bella Thorne as the oddly ripped acting sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner will be surprised to hear that Thorne is also an oddly ripped singing sensation who uses pizza grease as lip liner. Her new song with someone called Prince Fox, titled Just Call, sounds like the prerecorded sound clips on Casio keyboards that kids got a kick out of in the 80’s for ten seconds.