July 24, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments
Gotchya. Courtney Stodden does go ass and tit out in a new Instagram pic (link below,) but her music isn’t surprisingly good. It’s great! Gotchya again. It’s an abortion. But I will always have a soft spot for Courtney, because while the Jenndashian might play whores on television, Stodden actually white trash Evita-ed her way into the spotlight by marrying a fifty-one-year-old Doug Hutchison when she was only sixteen. And it worked because she looked like she was sixty. Try as Kylie might to be the biggest slut in the world, she’ll never be able to top Courtney Stodden. And that’s the biggest compliment I’ve handed out on here.
Studden used to fully embrace a Marilyn Monroe vibe and often compared herself to the far inferior nobody from yesteryear. Recently she’s started transitioning into a sort of nymphomaniac Wynona Judd (so, Christina Aguilera) as seen in the clip, but thankfully for her nude pic, she’s back to looking like Kirby after inhaling Pamela Anderson. You can hear her, and I really do mean it this time, shitty music below, and if you want to see a tit job that makes Kim Kardashian’s look downright luxurious you can hit the NSFEyeballs link. God I love this girl.
Photo Credit: Instagram / MEGA