Lena Dunham is spiraling – if she was ever unspiraled – but her avid obese disfigured pancakesexual supporters will be the last to know. They’re mistaking her lapses in mental stability for bravery. Case in point, this picture of Lena Dunham completely nude on the shower floor. An obese disfigured pancakesexual supporter would call this brave. But a psychoanalyst would classify this as someone in the midst of a psychotic break. While a marine biologist would classify this as a beluga whale turd.
Dunham got wet and wild on Instagram to announce – after the failure of her anorexic Russian hooker model clothing line – that during the fall television season, she would only be repping brands that make uber plus sizes:
Hi, don’t mind me! Just showering lying down with my Starbucks cup full of La Croix (not sponsored.) In response to the sweatshirt debacle of yesterday, I’ve had some amazing dialogue with other women about representation, reclaiming negativity and size inclusive clothing brands. I follow some incredible fashion bloggers/designers who highlight this (not even tagging the models, actors and “influencers” who inspire me in the confidence dept) and have tagged a bunch of my true faves. But I want to hear from you! Because for my upcoming TV appearances -it’s gonna be a bad fall for those who hate me- I’ll be only repping brands that cater to ALL women. Can you @ me with your favorites and my girl @marissaconqueso and I will get to work sharing our picks? I’d rather go naked than promote exclusivity
Excited to see if Wedding Tent Rentals ‘R’ Us can put together a look for the red carpet. Honestly, Dunham is so damn unlikeable that she could promote a charity that saves puppies from burning buildings and I’d suddenly want all puppies to die in burning buildings. She’d best serve a cause by abandoning it. And by the way, is Dunham really being body inclusive by boycotting brands that happen to produce clothes for a different body time that she herself has? Anyway, here we go.
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