Who’d You Rather: Kylie Jenner Or Kim Kardashian. And Don’t You Look Away

October 17, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments

Many of you are going to think you’re above choosing either Kylie Jenner or Kim Kardashian for this Who’d You Rather for the botched ages. And guess what. You probably are. But if you read this blog then I know you have the ability to lower your standards. So let’s all team up and lower our standards together to choose which snowman-proportioned skank pumped full of off-brand Mexican Gak we’d rather get an STD from.

At twenty-one-years-old, Kylie Jenner’s taint is probably slightly less half-eaten cheeseburger-looking than her thirty-seven-year-old sister’s. But unlike Kim, we don’t have video proof that Kylie’s good at being a cum dumpster. Yet. And before casting your vote you really need to factor in that both are so oddly mannish looking. If you don’t comment below you’re an even bigger pussy than whatever blown out mess Kim is carting around between her legs. Good luck.

 

 

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And lest we forget THIS.

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