Selena Gomez And Her Big Lupus Tits Look Hot In Mysterious Latin Pantene Pro-V Commercial

Pantene Pro-V. For hear so healthy you bought your shampoo at a gas station. Last week Selena Gomez returned to Instagram following a months-long mental health hiatus, but the real news is this Dark Spanish Web Pantene Pro-V commercial that apparently she doesn’t want anyone to see. Random gifs and pics from the spot – which supposedly debuted on January 9th 2019 – are making the rounds, and some Spotlight work tells me that someone (possibly Gomez?) teased the commercial on the ephemeral Instagram Story.

But as of now, the Latin America-only Pantene Pro-V spot only exists for our eyes in bootleg fragments. One of the biggest stars in the world films a commercial, in which she looks super bangable, with her big lupus tits out and everything, and it’s nowhere to be found? Not to dabble in conspiracy theories, but Selena Gomez probably isn’t even real, and is probably just a highly-rendered Dora the Explorer from the future here to warn us about Diego’s impending substance abuse. Typical child star. Or whatever it’s Monday.

So. This is a stupid fucking post. My point is that Selena Gomez looks really hot – like, really really hot – in the Latin America Pantene Pro-V commercial snippets making the rounds. She has long hair (which makes be think it could have been filmed anytime within the last five years as currently Gomez has a bob) and is smiling from ear to ear like she doesn’t have a kidney in the world. I mean care in the world. So yeah check out all the shit.

Photo Credit: Dark Spanish Web