Whoa Celine Dion’s Face

January 22, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments


One of my favorite comedians says that “getting older” and “getting uglier” are synonymous, which is in contrast to what the sheeple media will have you believe. “How to look great at any age!” “Getting BETTER with age!” “The best is yet to come!” All lies. You want proof? Well here’s Celine Dion’s face.

Someone let the air out of the former pop darling, and she now appears to be wearing Tara Reid’s stomach as a mask. I’m going to have you guess Celine’s age before divulging it. Pick a number. Got it? Okay get ready. She’s fifty. For reference, Jennifer Aniston is forty-nine. So is Jennifer Lopez. Hell Ruth Bader Ginsburg is eighty-five and even she doesn’t look this much like Grandmother Willow. Dion’s ex René Angélil died of throat cancer and wore Transition lenses, so I’m prettyyyyy sure he smoked. And after seeing these pics of Celine Dion, I’m prettyyyyyy sure she did too. Or maybe we can attribute Celine Dion’s testicle head to dramatic midlife weight loss. Or to be completely frank she might actually be dying. If so I take everything back. She really does get better with age! 😉


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