Woman Banned From Walmart After Drinking Wine From Pringles Can While Riding On Scooter

January 24, 2019 | News | Sam Robeson | 0 Comments



Wichita Falls, TX got a little more glamour than it was ready for this past Friday, when a woman rode around a Walmart for hours on an electric scooter while drinking wine out of a Pringles can. She’s the closest thing to a sommelier that they have in Texas. Honestly her scooter was the best restaurant in the whole state for the half day that she was buzzing around this Walmart. Kidding. But seriously, everything’s bigger in Texas. Including alcoholism and mental disorders.

A WWTDD commenter brought this Walmart enchantress to our attention, and now hopefully you’ve adjusted your New Year’s resolutions accordingly. Get a scooter, some Boone’s Farm, and an empty Pringles can, (and some bath salts), and make shit happen. It’s your year! Via Times Record News:

Employees requested officers to ban a woman from the local Walmart store after she reportedly had been drinking wine from a Pringles can for several hours while riding on an electric cart.

[A police spokesperson] said the reporting party said the suspect had been riding around in the store’s parking lot since 6:30 a.m. while drinking the alcoholic beverage.

When officers arrived, they found the woman in a nearby restaurant, at which point she was notified that she had been barred from the Walmart location.

And yes, the woman was Heather Locklear.

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