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August 10, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Kim Kardashian is pregnant with another person whose life expectancy is 37. You can only be a shitty moron once removed. Plus they’re developing new pills. Apparently when you get pregnant your tits get really big and swollen which in no way compensates for your distended gut. Are you craving ice cream because of the hormones or because society has declared you’re allowed to? I’ll say it, you’re taking advantage. Had we not already seen Kim Kardashian getting fucked doggystyle by an aspiring rapper as her gaping asshole pulsed to the amateur background music this might be somewhat revealing. As is you’re more or less trying to sell us a car we’ve already driven. If that metaphor doesn’t make sense realize the fact we know her name doesn’t either. The children are our future. Casualties.
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