Caitlyn Jenner May Be Charged in Road Kill

LA County Sheriff’s investigators are recommending Caitlyn Jenner be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, which is regular old vehicular manslaughter but for rich white people with good attorneys so you get little if any jail time. Driving around town looking for a new face or a pair of tits. Always thinking only of yourself and that new pussy’s worth in ad revenue. Wake up bitch you just killed a lady. It’s unclear if Caitlyn Jenner was actually Bruce Jenner or some kind of hybrid when this happened, but I’d blame it on that shit for brains Bruce. Cut to him standing trial in a male wig. The whole thing is retarded. The investigators found that Jenner was going “unsafe for the prevailing road conditions” although not speeding. In short, the speed limit was 45, you were doing 35 but the safe speed when a car is stopped in front of you is zero. Let’s assume Jenner has helped a few struggling teens realize they need to go shopping more to find their inner being. This takes you back into the negative where you’ll likely stay until they butterfly your sagging cock. Too bad your wife’s ex husband is dead.  

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