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Erika Jordan Seems Charitable

September 14, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

It’s unclear how many panda bears Erika Jordan was able to save by dressing up like the Chinese zoo keeper who’s job it is to stimulate the male pandas into fornication with the ladies, but zero seems like a strong opener. Self-described charities and hashtags therein are the latest crazy among formerly naked models reaching for context for their ass shots.

Softcore porn star seems like a horrible thing to have on your LinkedIn past jobs profile. Softcore implies you fell for that guy who pretended to be your rich boyfriend and turned out to be broke-ass and you can’t fathom getting a real job. Erika Jordan’s latter day jobs of sexologist, dating coach, B-movie actress, and glamour model imply the very same. There’s room in everyone’s heart for a nineteen year old strung out bleached blonde being double penetrated thrice daily for motel rent and skag. Less so for girls from good homes who ought to find real jobs. Or know how to run a credit check on prospective tosses in the sack.

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