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August 15, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston | 0 Comments
Kim Kardashian is coming out with a new book called SELFISH, as if that’s something to be proud of. In 2016 admitting you’re a trust fund douche without a high school education is tantamount to winning a gold medal. Those are the things they give out in the private pre-schools when you take a dump right? The book is simply a compilation of her selfies. If you follow Kim Kardashian on Instagram for reasons other than a banal curiosity to justify your homicidal fantasies, you’re a fucking moron.
If you buy this book, you’re something worse. There’s not even quite a word for it. It’s perfect for the fake titted stepmother who neglected you and is now on her deathbed bragging about the thread count to the Filipina hospice who doesn’t speak English and is just waiting to steal the rubies once she takes her last breath. Good for her. That’s how people come up in America. By any means necessary. Ask Robert Kardashian.
Perhaps Kim has more self awareness than we’ve been giving her credit for. She appears to be embracing this Marie Antoinette villain role most likely without realizing that chick was beheaded. Or she just enjoys attention like a manatee likes getting its nose rubbed and someone else thought of all this shit while she got fucked in the ass on a tanning bed. One or the other. Perfect gift for your teenage daughter.
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