Crystal Workman whored out her daughter Ariel Winter when she was a child, and is now shocked and dismayed that her child turned out to be a whore. Crystal might not be very smart. Surprising for someone named Crystal. Winter recently elaborated on her... READ MORE

Former pop starlet Katy Petty poses in a hilarious and irreverent new ad campaign featuring half-assed retro stylings and a big bear for her crappy shoe collection. Perry delivers a come-hither face that can't compete with the rest of her appearance, which... READ MORE

George Clooney has proudly come out as a biological female after proclaiming that he cries four times a day over the pressures of motherhood. What does having a vagina feel like George? The fifty-six-year-old actor and thirty-nine-year-old Amal Clooney mashed fluids... READ MORE

Olivia Munn has always seemed like someone who keeps it real, and nothing is more real than admitting that you paid for your own cameo appearance in a movie. Like when actresses admit to buying their own red carpet... READ MORE

If your name is Barbara from accounts receivable, you dabble with morbid obesity but you drink Diet now so it's all good, and you plan on dying self-impaled on a plastic ficus in your cubicle surrounded by NCIS paraphernalia,... READ MORE

I start to feel bad for the fate of doomed brick and mortar stores right up until the point when a sales associate at Lowe's tells me that he doesn't think they carry wire. In a time when Amazon will deliver a... READ MORE

Britney Spears might not be invited to mingle with the who's who of drug addicts at fashion week events happening around the world, but that isn't stopping her from putting on a manic dead-eyed fashion show of her own... READ MORE

Former pop star Lady Gaga is still hoing out her Netflix documentary, Gaga: Five Foot Two, with a sense of self-importance that should be reserved for whoever cures cancer or Lena Dunham when she finally learns what to wear for her... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian's fake Paris robbery is at the center of her new spread for Allure Magazine, where she also opens up about being insanely in shape and not knowing when the world is tired of seeing her tits. When did... READ MORE

Kylie Jenner has answered your burning question "What would a handicapped baby between Miranda Cosgrove and Lisa Rinna look like?" with a bold new look she debuted while strolling around town. The reality starlet is known for playing fast... READ MORE