Ariel Winter looks like the rough beginnings of a Rosetta Stone HoneyBaked Ham in a Snapchat featuring a brand new tattoo. Winter verifies that she is indeed a nineteen-year-old by choosing the text "Love risks everything and asks for nothing."... READ MORE

Sharon Stone's fuckability in her new Instagram pictures is still up in the air. The fifty-nine-year-old actress assumes her working girl position in a bikini while on a boat in Montana. The region's diverse fauna never ceases to amaze... READ MORE

Julianne Hough The Fuck Cares is an inspiration to all stage four nobodies out there looking to make a name for themselves. Hough has thrown everything at the wall, besides porn, to see what sticks. Turns out it's her fuckable... READ MORE

Walking Snapchat filter Vanessa Hudgens sports the toe of a camel in yoga pants during a coffee run in Los Angeles. The caffeine fix is the preferred method of casual wear showmanship for Hollywood celebrities. The walk to and from the car... READ MORE

With limited zoning regulations, rivers that you could use to dissolve a body Breaking Bad style (probably a newborn girl,) working conditions that enable us to buy disintegrating Old Navy t-shirts for $3, and crime scene-resembling cuisine, China should... READ MORE

The mythological chick who can hang with the dudes exists in low-calorie beer commercials and 2000's Sandra Bullock movies. She can take a punch and a dick? Put a ring on it. Few celebrities seem to actually fit in this rare,... READ MORE

Bella Thorne is becoming the girl who cried dick, but the media doesn't seem excited to call her out on her bluff. The social media sensation could play a dumpster come to life in Beauty and the Beast while... READ MORE

Aging hipster Lena Dunham is further carrying out her master plan of being the most despised dough explosion on the planet by joining the next season of American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy's star-fucking saga has been marred by appearances by the... READ MORE

Brave makeup-spackled linebacker Caitlyn Jenner clomped her way onto Jimmy Kimmel Live to pimp out her book The Secrets of My Life. Whatever secrets remain, no thanks. Jenner explains that, first and foremost, she is a woman of the Lord. She'll be surprised... READ MORE

The brutal frat house hazing ritual that is Hollywood stardom left Tara Reid a crumpled Skeletor searching wildly for approval. How many dicks until I matter? Botches surgeries, malnourishment, and ample sunshine have reduced the former fuckable actress to a... READ MORE