If any of you ladies out there were looking for the perfect spring outfit that tells people "I'm a dead-eyed zombie hooking at Easter brunch" then you're in luck, because Britney Spears is modeling that exact trend in her... READ MORE

For as much as Ariel Winter is a downer for me because she makes me think about the plight of whales, she is twenty-years-old, and does have a twenty-year-old’s ass. How will it look when it’s thirty? Surely scraped... READ MORE

Yesterday Kanye West found out that the easiest way to get national media coverage is to say that you're dragon energy brothers or whatever with the president, and now - with his signed Make America Great Again hat in... READ MORE

Writer Rebecca Moore originally chose the headline "Teenager bound by wheelchair to enter in first Lego competition." This is obviously insanely offensive and should be what we focus all of our attention on right now. The kid wasn't slighted... READ MORE

  Get the most out of your streaming subscriptions and just life in general by seeing nude Marisa Tomei get pounded out in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead on Neflix. Also on Netflix, check out Belinda Delgado in... READ MORE

  Being a closeted gay rapper married to a botched porn star is taking its toll on Kanye West, whose ongoing Twitter meltdown is allegedly indicative of larger issues at play in his life. Like that he’s batshit crazy.... READ MORE

Over their hundreds of appearances, First Lady Melania and President Donald Trump had a small awkward exchange, so naturally it's news that we care about. The two were standing in the Rose Garden at the White House for a... READ MORE

Is there anything more endearing than objectifying someone by taking unsolicited pictures of them in public? Oh wait let me rephrase. Is there anything more endearing than a woman objectifying a man by taking unsolicited pictures of him in... READ MORE

A post shared by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on Apr 23, 2018 at 11:12pm PDT While you’d be hard-pressed to find someone who hasn’t seen Kim Kardashian’s kun… vagina, the ol’ thing still has the ability to make the... READ MORE

I'm severely disappointed in the Internet today, because people have really dropped the ball on the perfect opportunity to call out Jennifer Aniston as a baren desperate old sack of unlovable crap. I thought the deal we all agreed upon... READ MORE