Gwyneth Paltrow is an idiot who needs to constantly be told how awesome she is, so is it any surprise she insisted that the director of her new movie judge her tits before filming a nude scene? The Sun... READ MORE

You may recognize Joakim Noah if you’re a fan of the Chicago Bulls or police reports about pot or movies where someone travels back 4000 years in a time machine, but he’s the one getting humped in the ocean... READ MORE

One time on Opie and Anthony, Patrice O’Neal said, “A beautiful 35-year-old ain’t as as good lookin’ as an ugly 19-year-old.” And because that might be the most brilliant thing anyone anywhere has ever said ever, keep it in... READ MORE

It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!! These pics were taken just last... READ MORE

About seven hours ago, model, singer and P Diddy girlfriend Cassie confirmed some impossibly good news on her Twitter page: IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T... READ MORE

I’ve only been to one book signing, and that was for some guy who wrote a book about haunted civil war battlefields. And I didn’t really “go” as much as I was, “getting coffee at the Starbucks inside Barnes... READ MORE

I don’t know when this page turned into some geriatric lust fetish site, but last week it was Helen Mirrens breasts, yesterday it was Kelly Ripa and her three kids(*), today it’s Goldie Hawn slipping out of her dress. ... READ MORE

Uncomfortably attractive Disney star Selena Gomez went on her twitter earlier today and said her Blackberry (are you fucking kidding me) was stolen yesterday while filming a movie in Puerto Rico. Make no mistake, there is zero chance of... READ MORE

Along with Kelly Monaco, Mel B is the co-headliner of “Peep Show”, and I'm not sure if I’ve ever written anything nice about Mels body, but if so I need to write it again but this time in all... READ MORE

Kelly Brook spent the weekend n Barbados, where she pranced off the beach and into my heart, reclaiming her title as the hottest girl on earth.  But she’s not a very good swimmer.  She’s clearly drowning in some of... READ MORE