He jokes that Donald Trump went into a blind rage following a painful forehead-reduction surgery and raped Ivana, Ivanka, and Tiffany. READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Minute skips the twist ending and goes for the happy ending! READ MORE

Throughout her interactions with her new team, Lohan consistently talks about the importance of building her brand. And by the looks of things, her brand has become being an anemic frog. You guys better watch this damn thing. READ MORE

  The contestants or housemates or what the actual hell ever for Celebrity Big Brother 2 were announced a couple days ago, but I’m just now thoroughly combing over the list, and man, is this the Noah’s Arc of... READ MORE

“The enemy of my enemy is someone I would like to start a sexual relationship with” – Rob Kardashian. Rob has a learning disorder. He can’t remember to leave women with stripper names alone. He’s going to be tipping... READ MORE

  Kristen Stewart’s #10yearchallenge would just be a picture of a hot chick next to a picture of a used tampon left to fester in a parking lot, and do I stan. Yes I fucking stan. Lesbianism hit Steward like... READ MORE

This week's Mr. Skin Podcast explores Dakota's North and South! READ MORE

Conspiracy theory time. What if AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne was meta, and her new self-directed music video for Fuck Me Firetruck was a commentary on the stage four delusion experienced by the whore-des of D-list plastic surgery... READ MORE

  This video is an addendum to last week’s rapist-empowered Xtina post, because it really exemplifies just how delusional we can be towards a musician if we think his songs are damn bops. R. Kelly has been a know sexual... READ MORE

Bygones are no longer bygones. MeToo has turned into one big angry bitch with an affinity for bringing up old offenses to argue her point. I’m still willing to point out that are more important things to ponder over... READ MORE