Ask people who’ve been to a museum how they liked it. They always say they loved it. Ask them what they loved about it, the always mention some exhibit. Then ask them what they loved about the exhibit, they... READ MORE

Tennis star Novak Djokovic has raised a ton of money to improve the quality of life and education for children in Serbia through his foundation, and I’m sure he added another few million dollars to the pile after last... READ MORE

The women’s fashion brand Miu Miu released a video to promote its new fall and winter line, and while I don’t know much about women’s clothing other than underwear made from Fruit Roll-Ups, it appears that the theme of... READ MORE

When Victoria’s Secret runs a campaign called ‘What Is Sexy?’ They obviously want you to circle your answer back to buying more of their underwear. But, to me, the real answer is, slave labor. Slave labor is sexy as... READ MORE

That’s Adriana Lima’s ass in a bikini. I tell you this as a friend, you will never have sex with that ass. You can’t afford it. Even if you masturbate thinking about that ass, your phone will ring and... READ MORE

I remember when Robin Wright was so angry about being seen as ‘good looking’, that she decided to only take roles in movies where she could be uglified. She got so fucking mad at the world she married Sean... READ MORE

It seems like only two days ago I made some stupid stink about the overrated mix of girls and food. Now there’s Adriana Lima half naked with Lucky Charms and I know I need to clarify my earlier statement.... READ MORE

The Brazil Foundation sorts through stacks of grant proposals from small non-profit groups and “civil society organizations” in order to save the people of Brazil. Once the best of the best are selected, those charities then receive giant bags... READ MORE

Girls on wheels are hot. Rollerskates, bicycles, motorcycles, hospital gurneys on their way to get larger tits. Anything that rolls makes girls roll hotter. It’s like wearing high heels or a slinky dress or the jizz from their most... READ MORE

Supermodel Adriana Lima is way out on St. Barts today, supermodeling for Victorias Secret, so, if you know where Adriana Lima lives, this would be a good time to break into her house. (image source = fame) READ MORE