JESSICA SIMPSON – says that, despite reports to the contrary, she’s “extremely, extremely happy” about Nick Lacheys engagement to Vanessa Minnillo. When asked for a comment, Jessica said, “I assume there will be cake at the wedding, is that... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio is down in St. Barts today to shoot for Victorias Secret, and whatever it is they pay her they should double it. This girl knows how to model. Even aviator sunglasses and leopard skin prints. They dressed... READ MORE

Victorias Secret supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio spent yesterday on Maui with her daughter, who turns 2 on August 24th, and she’s still skinny as hell and her ass looks awesome (Alessandra, not the daughter). Normally kids ruin everything. Sex with... READ MORE

I know that I said Angelina Jolie was the hottest girl on earth two seconds ago, but that was because I got swept away by passion and forgot about Victorias Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio. Luckily she was on a... READ MORE

CARLOS MENCIA – steals jokes. This of course was a bigger story when Joe Rogan confronted him on stage 3 years ago (video and backstory here), but this morning Opie and Anthony played an audio clip where Carlos actually... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio also showed up at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Gala Monday night, and she’s so god damn hot it’s hard to even believe. She didn’t even need to get all dressed up. She could have worn... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret supermodels Miranda Kerr and Candice Swanepoel were at the SLS Hotel in LA today to mark the 15th anniversary of the VS swimsuit catalog, but the star of the show was Alessandra Ambrosio, who is so insanely... READ MORE

THE HURT LOCKER – was (rightfully) named the best picture of the year by the Producers Guild of America this weekend, giving it some momentum heading toward the Academy Awards. Unfortunately it’s only made $12M so far. They should... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Alesandra Ambrosio was in St Barths two weeks ago, and while she was there she twittered a bunch of personal candids. It’s a real tribute to professional photographers, because as it turns out she looks fantastic... READ MORE

Alessandra Ambrosio finally did some swimsuit modeling for Victorias Secret during her trip to St. Barths, and these are the pictures we’ve all been waiting for. And by “we” I mean, “me and my balls”. There’s awesome and then... READ MORE