Amber Rose Grinds (VIDEO)

February 18, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not a trained lawyer or skilled in any manner, but I’d still advise anyone going through a custody battle to head down to Trinidad and Tobago for Mardi Gras and start grinding the shit out of strangers on... READ MORE

Amber Rose Still Butt Hurt Over Kanye

February 18, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chick fights without hair pulling or ripping off shirts have an enjoyment cap set at mildly amusing. Amber Rose teed off on the Kardashian family the past couple of days because she has some pent up feelings about losing... READ MORE

Nick Cannon and Amber Rose Working Magic

January 27, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The island of misfit toys production of dumped spouses with very hidden talents had Nick Cannon DJing at a nightclub in Las Vegas with Amber Rose at his side. The two discussed the tribulations of being ass puppets for... READ MORE

Amber Rose Thong Stamp

January 20, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Amber Rose knows the best revenge is showing her cheating ex what he’s missing. An attention starved shaved head fat injected Jeff Koons statue. Mmm, baby, please come back. All these revealing self-promotional photos are certain to help in... READ MORE

Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Show On the Job

January 19, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If chicks like Amber Rose and Blac Chyna didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. Every pack has the gnu in the rear who’s about to be lion lunch. Nobody cares how well you did in high school, gnu,... READ MORE

Amber Rose Still Has It

January 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

I can think of several things I’d do with Amber Rose but banging her comes in somewhere between wrapping her around the field goal post for padding and cuddling her as a flotation during a tsunami. I don’t understand how it’s possible to buy pants... READ MORE

Amber Rose Sad Ass Revenge

October 16, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Splitting asunder that institution where you used to whisper saccharin sweet pet names while lapping each other’s genitals is all about reparing that bruised ego. Wiz Khalifa fucked twins. I don’t care how you brace yourself as the mannish... READ MORE

Jas and Ness Rose Are Seeking Opportunity

October 1, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I get the instinct to fuck your way famous in Hollywood. If you’re reasonably attractive and can squeal in the sack, it’s a short cut through all the other forms of pseudo prostitution the ugly people must endure. Jas... READ MORE

Wiz Khalifa Went Out With a Bang

October 1, 2014 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Amber Rose reportedly walked in on Wiz Khalifa banging twin sisters in their house, which was against their marital vows or something. This is according to DJ Peter Rosenberg, who claims Rose is a friend of his and also acknowledges... READ MORE

Amber Rose Divorces Wiz Khalifa

September 24, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ah, damn, if these two wonderful kids couldn’t make it past a year and one illegitimate child. For Amber Rose, being a multi-rapper plundered woman with a baby and the face of a Dutch boy painting, she’ll come up,... READ MORE



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