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The Nerd and the Stripper

May 11, 2021 | Media | Media Man| 0 Comments

Okay that headline is a bit unfair – Edward Snowden is less of a “nerd” and more of a mf techno-Godzilla who pawned the western world. And wife Lindsay Mills is technically an “acrobat” (according to her bio), but... READ MORE

Jessica Alba gets Paid

May 7, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

It seems a bit reductive that Google calls Jessica Alba an “American Actress” when she just rolled 30 mill when her scam … er, Nasdaq listed company came up 7s with their IPO. Alba founded The Honest Company to... READ MORE

Ted Cruz for Emperor

May 4, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So Senator Ted Cruz thinks the CIA is run by a bunch of pussies (according to The Hill and others), and Jason Bourne must be spinning in his (unmarked) grave, bc they aren’t recruiting hard-nose spies anymore (link below).... READ MORE

Burning Man is Canceled

April 30, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So can we all just burn someone in the park Wickerman-style instead? (Doing it online would be like playing a Borderlands ripoff.) It a dazer that the key business of Burning Man 1) chugging, getting dirty, blazing, and listening... READ MORE

In Defense of Douchebags

April 30, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Remember that philosophical discussion you had between tokes, about if you had a time machine would you go back and eliminate Evil (Hitler, Pol-Pot, Madonna), or do you let it run its course bc fate, life giving you lemons,... READ MORE

Govenatress

April 27, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

With the pandemic floundering and wildfires raging and entrepreneurs racing to Texas, what California needs now is a Governor who’s bat-shit crazy, and Caitlyn Jenner fits the bill. This person announced they’re interested in Arnold’s old job, assuming the... READ MORE

Feministas Assemble

April 20, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Here’s the difference between Feminists and Men – and we have to use the word Men bc there are no positive words for the male equivalent of a feminist: when it came out that Ron Jeremy was a rapist,... READ MORE

Today’s word is Solipsism

April 19, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

There are few in this world more deserving of a painful death than Bernie Madoff, the banker and pathological liar that said for 40 years he had billions ($65) when he “only” had a few. Along the way, he... READ MORE

Voyeurs Rejoice

April 19, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

A banger for that relic of viral porn video – Pam & Tommy’s honeymoon tape – is coming to a theater (or a least a streaming platform) near you! Sweetie-pie Lily James and Sebastian Stan are queued up to... READ MORE

Home Alone with Baby

April 15, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Just once I’d like to see a Hollywood couple press release on their newborn like this one we’re proposing for child-star turned coke-addict Macaulay Culkin and fading hottie Brenda Song: “We’re shocked that all the drunken sex we undertook... READ MORE

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