Miley Cyrus is Shocking – Yawn

August 11, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Future trainwreck Miley Cyrus is ready to release her new album this week, which should thrill her fans: ex-teenage girls, her 112 million IG followers (!), and any men interested in slutty, tatted former hillbillies. The album is sure... READ MORE

Tiger Loses; Janet Gretzky Wins

August 10, 2020 | Photos | Media Man| 0 Comments

I don’t understand Sports Media’s ongoing obsession with Tiger Woods. Each tournament its “Tiger hits the bunker on 7” and “Tiger drains 12 foot put” and “Tiger changed his shoes” etc. There’s more coverage on what club Tiger uses... READ MORE

Can I be Meghan Markle’s Concubine?

August 7, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Big Media is trying to place a fishbowl over erstwhile dame Meghan Markle like they did dollie Princess Diana years ago. Markle is constantly in the news suing English tabloids, voicing animated characters in Hollywood, fighting racism, retreating and... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz Checks Out

August 7, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

It’s strange to find an actress that’s not vacuous and overtly self-righteous, which you would assume from anyone willing to sit-down with Gwenyth Paltrow. Cameron Diaz displayed a rare bout of self-awareness in a recent interview, having realized what... READ MORE

Sean Penn is a Hero to Us All

August 6, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

When Sean Penn dies he may want to have his dick bronzed – he’s pulled down more premium candy than Ryan Reynolds and all the Old Rich White Guys in Hollywood. Penn just let slip that he married attractive... READ MORE

Mariah Carey Striving for Relevance

August 4, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

Always good to hear from Mariah Carey, to reaffirm the axiom that a fot woman with an amazing voice and Big Guns can get ahead in this world. If you wondered what an attention-whore old mare does when no-one... READ MORE

Florida Ravaged by Virus, Launch Interplanetary Rocket

August 3, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

A fun video of a Florida Woman coughing on a hater! She has since been arrested! According to Big Media, the state of Florida set another record for pandemic deaths, cases, and old people complaining about the pandemic. Over... READ MORE

Jeff Bezos Buys Another House

August 3, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

It’s been a busy few weeks for The Richest Man in the World, Jeff Bezos – purchasing another mansion, naming a hockey arena (only in Seattle is the name “Climate Pledge Arena” not pretentious), and testifying before a congressional... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian wants to Save Marriage

August 3, 2020 | Gossip | Media Man| 0 Comments

You know that little voice in your head that tells you not to do stupid things? Kayne is obviously lacking that, after his plans to run for president as a precursor to running for God. His ego has landed... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret Needs Our Support

July 29, 2020 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

I’ve always said to my buds that our #1 goal in life sb front-row seats at the Victoria Secret’s Fashion Show – like Maroon 5 close – because it’s legal, karmically safe, and catered. Your gf can’t complain if... READ MORE


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