Finish Your Degree Next Time, Muffin

January 4, 2022 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

So Theranos founder / saleswoman / hack Elizabeth Holmes was finally identified as the crook she is by a jury in California (of all places) – Google “Theranos” for details. She played the “I didn’t know” and battered gf... READ MORE

Please Send her to Men’s Lockdown

December 8, 2021 | Uncategorized | Media Man| 0 Comments

So I’m reading on the trial of limp-dick Ghislaine Maxwell and thinking, this mofo Epstein tagged alotta puss – but then you hear the testimony of MAXWELL’s victims, and realize what a disgusting dumpster-firer the whole sitch is. This... READ MORE

Would Would You Do Without WWTDD?

August 20, 2021 | Photos | Media Man| 0 Comments

Since 1938, when Albert Einstein and Chuck Palahnuik founded WWTDD, we have strived to bring our fans the best in soft-porn, feminist idiocy, and snarky spanking of celebrities and nihilists who need it most. Also nipples. Contributors may come... READ MORE

Sorry Not Sorry

August 3, 2021 | Influencer | Media Man| 0 Comments

We at WWTDD would like to apologize… no, not for obscure references, insults, or shoddy writing, but for something much more important – forgetting Emily Feld’s 18th birthday in April. Bc now we can legally celebrate and even abuse... READ MORE

Follow Your Dreams

August 2, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Despite Big Media’s insistence that they’d be canceled, the summer Olympics are running full-tilt in pandemic Japan, with apps and ads that seem hesitant to Celebrate the games as in days of yore. The message to “follow your dreams”... READ MORE

Emily Equipping Teenagers

July 28, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

If you thought teenage boys already spend too much time wanking to Emily Ratajkowski videos (and who can blame them), some Irish lads are going to have blisters. Ratcow recently decided to pay for the “kit” (sports gear) for... READ MORE

Norwegian Shorts

July 27, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Pink has decided to virtue-signal on the Norwegian women’s handball team, who were told their shorts weren’t short enough by sports officials (links below). The EDGY singer has offered to pay the fine – about $2000, or half her... READ MORE

More Beer Please

July 23, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

WWTDD is always looking for an excuse to shout-out Madison Beer, so her tie to Victoria’s Secret is welcome news. Apparently VS makes women smell good (called “fragrances”) in addition to making them look slutty (lingerie), and Beer is... READ MORE

Beauty Shaming

July 22, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

It’s easy to swipe comments on your appearance when you look like Camila Cabello. The Cuban escapee tells Fox News – and anyone who will listen to her rich-girl plight – that someone, somewhere, will talk smack on her... READ MORE

When Did Jerry OConnell Become Gay?

July 16, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

How else do you explain O’Connell’s hard-on to join “The Talk” TV show? This charming, young man – who is actually neither – has persuaded the out-of-touch producers that he’s the right replacement for potty mouth brit Sharon Osbourne... READ MORE



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