PhotoShop v Maybelline

March 5, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Those of us who’ve been on a movie set know that before that actress (or actor) rolls up they are professionally dressed, trimmed, made-up, tightened, and lit to look fine. Hollywood celebrities make a living based on their appearance... READ MORE

Rich Ginger Boy is Upset

March 3, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Having never been to prison, we can only guess what the experience is like and read articles from former insiders (e.g. Jessica Kent). It sounds like it’s boring, intimidating, shitfood, and depending on your MO, dangerous; and doesn’t include... READ MORE

MILF gets Paid

March 1, 2021 | naked | Media Man| 0 Comments

The always truthful yet salacious New York Post is scouring the InterWebs for outrageous scandals, and like any media outlet these days, they’ll dig it up if they have to. Cause next to Fear and Outrage, what drives clicks... READ MORE

STFU Madonna

February 26, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Almost billionaire Madonna (net-worth $850 million) is a victim of the patriarchy, will never let Men take her Life Force, is adopting another bushel of African children (probably), drinks the blood of Chinese pangolins to stay young (not entirely... READ MORE


February 24, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Remember when being a rock star meant partying hard, sleeping all day, and dying young? Yeah me neither, but it’s a far cry from today’s pop figures who whine about all the wealth and attention they receive. No-one who... READ MORE


February 23, 2021 | FASHION | Media Man| 0 Comments

While reviewing my stock options in the back of my Rolls on my MacBook FapMaster, I failed to notice the drop in Victoria’s Secret portfolio – in other words, wtf? Once smooth-jazz posers like Maroon 5 headlined the annual... READ MORE

Rush Rush

February 19, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

Rush Hudson Limbaugh III is dead. The radio shrill and conspiracy plugger died of lung cancer this week, not before dumping a long list of complaints and right-wing edicts that litter his online obituary like dog-droppings. Among Limbaugh’s monumental... READ MORE

Potato Chip Girl Can be a Bitch

February 16, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

I read the article from our sister site about Barney’s hairstylist thinking “that purple dinosaur had hair?!?” For us uncultured swiners, Barneys is a “luxury department store” in New York and perhaps elsewhere, but for those who live off... READ MORE

Grillo Gets it

February 15, 2021 | Celebs | Media Man| 0 Comments

Why are the Tough Guy actors the most self-aware hombres in Hollywood, while the effeminate Jared Letos are all about delusion and scented oils and shart? Okay, maybe the answer’s itself – we blue-collar mechanics and Amazon drivers are... READ MORE

Revealing Stupidity

February 11, 2021 | News | Media Man| 0 Comments

The cost of Reveal Parties keeps going up, in terms of greenbacks, personnel, and the spectacle vs safety quotient. The principle of the event is clear – a dramatic way to reveal the gender of your unborn child –... READ MORE


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