Behati Prinsloo Remains Pretty Hot

January 15, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In between wishing Adam Levine to drown in the tiniest of urine puddles, there’s some begrudging respect for being in a band and using it to bone tons of hot women. That’s execution to a solid plan. I flipped... READ MORE

Adam Levine and His Wife Who Looks Better in Modeling Photos Seem Lovable

October 29, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There are things I love about Los Angeles. The weather, the Mexican food so authentic the tortillas have tuberculosis baked right in, the fact that girls don’t ask lots of followup questions when you tell them you work in... READ MORE

Victoria’s Secret Models Sell Better Without Lingerie

October 21, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

As much as it will cost a small Asian village a week of textile wages, a few child starvations are the price of seeing a bunch of Victoria’s Secret models without their lingerie. Underwear is but a contrivance of... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Models In A Bikini

September 19, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This chick seems pretty happy considering she just bound herself to Adam Levine for somewhere between a lifetime and irreconcilable differences early 2016. It’s the discomforting binds of an AT&T mobile contract with the further displeasure of Adam Levine... READ MORE

Adam Levine’s Wife Is Still Alive

August 1, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ten days seems like a long time to be married to Adam Levine. You’ve got to be cursing the damn environmentally sound sun oven in your designer kitchen which will only bake your head slowly on cloudless days. Women... READ MORE

Adam Levine Gets Married (Fuck Yeah, Tool) And Shit Around The Web

July 21, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Adam Levine somehow managed to land himself a Victoria’s Secret model wife. It reminds me of a little piece of advice my grandfather gave me when I asked him why girls didn’t want to date sweet lovable guys like... READ MORE

Adam Levine’s New Hair Is So Cool

May 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In one of the celebrity whoring videos that Proactiv passes off as a commercial, Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine talks about how he used to be a total loser geek like the rest of us before he became a... READ MORE

Behati Prinsloo Isn’t Half Bad Looking

March 28, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I wonder what that precise feeling is when the guy who keeps putting off your wedding’s name pops up on Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Then Guess Who I Fucked After That’ list. If you’re a lingerie model specifically in your marrying... READ MORE


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