Because I’m a man of certain age, I have a big nerd boner for Wonder Woman because of the old Linda Carter TV show. So, whenever I see a hottie like Bella Hadid dressing like Wonder Woman I can’t... READ MORE

The Weeknd cast his eighteen year old girlfriend Bella Hadid in the role of Asian Strip Club Whore in his new music video designed specifically to cause epileptic seizures. If you close your eyes, The Weeknd sounds remarkably like... READ MORE

Fashion Week separates the wheat from the chaff. It’s all fun and games to pretend you’re hot at 5’1″ with an obscenely plumped up bottoms and titties, but when these fashion houses are plunking down millions to sell simply... READ MORE

Bella Hadid is practicing the old school female empowerment where you get paid to flash your ass in a bikini. That gender labels hurt my chakra pop-up philosophy is unnecessarily complicated while the cheesecake shots only require you to... READ MORE

Any guy with half a ladies man brain knows you always hit on the younger sister. The younger sister will surpass the older sister simply because she’s sick to shit of playing second fiddle to that bitch who got... READ MORE

Being seventeen and blowing a .14 at 4:00am is not a good set of numbers. Naturally, this teen model kid of the Real Housewives chick couldn’t have been driving in the first place since her license was previously suspended.... READ MORE