Bethenny Frankel May Be Staging Her Ex-Husband Stalker Battles

March 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The National Enquirer is running with a piece that Real Housewives cast member Bethenny Frankel may be playing up contentious battles with her ex-husband in order to create dramatic content for her reality show. To save everybody time on validating the claim — no shit. 

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Bethenny Frankel Stalked by Ex-Husband

February 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Men and women are very different. Except at the top end of the hotly ambitious success scale where they are both sharks who want power and money and to fuck around with people for their own amusement and orgasms. 

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Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

December 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Science has yet to figure out how to cure the aging process. Stop gap measures don’t seem to be gaining much ground. Look to the wealthy Bravo Housewives for the prime example of 40-something women who devote their lives trying to look good into their fifth book and third multi-month marriage.

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Bethenny Frankel No Candy for Mexicans

January 27, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bethenny Frankel dyed her hair to avoid the servers of process chasing her around town with lawsuits over her Skinnygirl line of products. They will never make you as slender as her own weight control program of Zumba and Flint River water. It’s simpler and cheaper but the folks in Marketing said it didn’t test well. Frankel just […]

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Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

December 29, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bethenny Frankel is proof that clean living and exercise can keep you desirable to the opposite sex well into your middle years. Asterisk that with a healthy dose of starvation and elective plastic surgery so extensive that if you removed all the sutures and placed them end to end, her face would fall off. I’d […]

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Bethenny Frankel Is Gross And Shit Around The Web

August 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Real Housewife of whatever the fuck Bethenny Frankel is fucking gross. She looks like a Halloween skeleton covered in cold cut turkey meat. Who told her she was hot? See the horror for yourself. (TMZ) India Reynolds takes off her clothes just for you. (Egotastic All-Stars) Ellie Goulding in a tight blue bikini is a […]

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Doutzen Kroes And Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

March 31, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes met up with the Bethenny Frankel skinny Ms. Potato head attachment figure and whispered in her ear, if I look like you do in fifteen years, I’m going to kill myself. Frankel agreed, then squeezed her ass cheeks to activate the hydraulic pumps that tighten the lifelike skin sheaths across […]

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Real Housewives Catty With Bethenny Frankel

February 26, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

According to obviously promotional gossip leaked to the lazy media, the other Real Housewives of New York are pissed at Bethenny Frankel because she poses for staged bikini shots for paparazzi she hires but doesn’t go out of her way to promote The Real Housewives show or any of the shit the other cast members are […]

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Bethenny Frankel in A Bikini

February 25, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know how they keep this chick together. Tricorder readings show mostly shellac and Bondo. At some point there won’t be any human parts left and she’ll turn completely to the dark side. Which I think means more recipes for summer salads tossed with an unfrozen embryo vinagrette. Someday, we’ll all be having sex […]

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Bethenny’s Munchie Free Weed And Shit Around The Web

January 16, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Gollum-like beast and Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel is developing a Skinny Girl weed that won’t give you the munchies. What the fuck is the point of smoking weed if it doesn’t make you hungry? But God forbid people eat solid food, right Beth? Read all about this abomination of science. (Dlisted) Charlotte Springer wears a […]

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