Beyonce In Vitro

February 2, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Remember when twins were a novelty and not an indicator that you're in the one percent? Perhaps if your body doesn't want you to have kids you could raise in a cave, you shouldn't have kids.


Grammy Lamenting Is Getting Old

December 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Grammy Award nominations came out. All your top selling music artists are up for most of the awards. Beyonce, Kanye, Bieber, the usual suspects. The pretend game that major award shows in any entertainment format honor the highest... READ MORE

Travis Tritt Not Down With Beyonce

November 9, 2016 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Beyonce performed with the Dixie Chicks at the Country Music Association Awards because even exceptionally shitty white trash pandering music isn't safe anymore. If something is labeled Country now, it by definition blows. READ MORE

Amy Schumer Called To Task for Plantation Yucks (VIDEO)

October 25, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Eventually, the politically correct eat their own. It's the Hungry Hungry Hippos Theory of self-righteous consumption. If the process happened with any expediency, the snowflakes would melt faster than they're falling. It's not. The drifts are growing. READ MORE

Beyonce Brings Out the Dead Black Teen Moms

August 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Beyonce will do anything for a buck. Not to be confused with Colin Kapernick standing up for Black Lives Matter now that he's been demoted to third string in a fast fading career. Beyonce is still killing it with... READ MORE

Beyonce Sweats Made in Sweatshop

May 18, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Just weeks after launching the seven-hundredth celebrity athletic wear line of the year, Beyonce is under fire for claims her Ivy Park sports bra and female empowering booty shorts are manufactured in Sri Lankan sweatshops. The truth of the... READ MORE

Beyonce Fans Lousy With the Rage

April 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Beyonce released her Lemonade album via an HBO special over the weekend. The songs, written by Beyonce  with an assist from sixty-seven of her literate music industry friends listed in four-point font in the credits, focused heavily on angry songs... READ MORE

Beyonce Making Bank (VIDEO)

April 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Somebody wrote Beyonce some words to say about finding inspiration. To workout harder or break through the glass ceiling or just pretend you gave birth to your surrogates baby. Beyonce remembers her dad making her jog with him through... READ MORE

Farrakhan to the Formation

February 23, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

The good minister Louis Farrakhan has offered to protect Beyoncé  on tour since police departments around the country are boycotting their responsibility to take time and a half to stand idly about and drink coffee at her concert venues. The minister has said... READ MORE

Police Not Having It With Beyonce

February 19, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

With the intellectual age of a four year old born to the zika virus, it’s hard to imagine Beyonce plots anything beyond how to make her ass look shiny and singing into the microphone her dad bought her so... READ MORE



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