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Beyonce Brings Twins Onto the World

June 14, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There has yet to be a movie made creepier or more terrifying than simply following the Twitter feeds of Beyonce fans. They've got the nickname Beyhive. Cute at twelve. More Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders at thirty-two. 

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Beyoncé Bare Belly Push Party For Africa

May 22, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A very pregnant Beyoncé celebrated her upcoming multiple reconstructive surgeries with an African-themed Carter Push Party at her home in Beverly Hills. 

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Amber Rose Hints at Fucking Jay Z

May 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

We've always had stupid people. There was simply never a way to raise a stupid person army until social media arose. You can now wrap yourself in a dummy quilt of daily beefs and perfect comebacks by, for, and... READ MORE

Beyonce Launches Scholarship For Women

April 26, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Beyonce has decided to award several college scholarships to women as part of the one year anniversary of her album Lemonade. The scholarships will be in the fields of creative arts, music, literature or African-American studies. This will help... READ MORE

Beyonce Cancels Coachella

February 24, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Musical genius Beyonce cancelled her performance at Coachella which would have left anyone with a decent head on their shoulders questioning what they paid for. She's apparently too pregnant to perform.

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Beyonce Musical Genius and the Bitchy Women at Fashion Week on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #77

February 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, Matt and I and special guest Jake Dill from 98.7 L.A., radio, consider the economy crushing consequences of a Day Without Immigrants, ponder SI putting their chubby editor into... READ MORE

Carlos Santana Questions Beyonce’s Musical Talent

February 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The best part about getting old is saying whatever the fuck you want. Young rebels claim this stance, but they invariably come off looking like angry assholes. It's old coots who frankly don't give a shit anymore who lay claim... READ MORE

Adele Thanks Beyonce on Behalf of Her Black Friends (VIDEO)

February 13, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Adele won Album of the Year at the Grammy's for music written and produced by a mass of white dudes who stood up on stage behind her during the award show's big speech. It's awkward to be white in entertainment. Tying... READ MORE

Beyonce To Give Awesome Pregnant Performance

February 6, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Beyonce's standard musical set involves dressing in Mad Max extras costumes and lip synching while pulling off some fair to middling dance moves. Imagine how awesome it will be when she's several months along in a "high risk pregnancy" with twins.... READ MORE

Beyonce In Vitro

February 2, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Remember when twins were a novelty and not an indicator that you're in the one percent? Perhaps if your body doesn't want you to have kids you could raise in a cave, you shouldn't have kids.

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