The worst part about this video of a shirtless and presumably crazed fan pulling Beyoncé from the stage at her concert in Sao Paulo, Brazil last night isn’t that she could have been injured or he could have committed... READ MORE

Just last week, the people who care about hair world was brought to a standstill when Beyonce showed off something called the Pixie cut. I think it means short hair. But it took four hours and eight million dollars... READ MORE

Someday, all people will come to know the true power of Beyonce. How she can sing a note that cures cancer. Her perfectly round feces are a superfood. And no matter what woman Jay-Z slips into after his show,... READ MORE

Tons of celebrities got into the Trayvon Martin protests this past week. How can you not be outraged after hearing about the case from your make-up assistant? But none really managed to jump on the right side of history... READ MORE

Jay Z and Beyoncé spent Saturday in New York City protesting the verdict in the George Zimmerman case with Trayvon Martin‘s mom and, of course, the Reverend Al Sharpton, whose radar for TV cameras and celebrity photo opportunities is... READ MORE

I guess that’s how you get big name female celebrities to do photo shoots. You pitch some crazy ass artistic vision. I see your nude form contorted and covered in endless glitter. It represents the duality of success to... READ MORE

I don’t know why people get so worked up over whether or not Beyonce is going to have another baby. But they do. Despite Beyonce denying that she’s pregnant since the last rumor came out, nobody wanted to believe... READ MORE

I suppose it’s some kind of felonious activity to smack a woman on the ass these days, but there has to be some exceptions. Like Beyonce’s ginormous cans waving with sparkles in your face. Even the lowest form of... READ MORE

Yeah, I guess Beyonce lied about not being pregnant. Or her carefully secreted surrogate being pregnant. Which doesn’t surprise me because Beyonce hates publicity. At least when it’s not about her. When that fetus pushes through her chunnel and... READ MORE

New York Post rumors are basically one guy in their newsroom making up celebrity shit for some other guy in the newsroom and next thing you know, there it is, anonymous sources stating that Beyonce is probably hiding her... READ MORE