Blac Chyna Desperate

April 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Blac Chyna finds herself in a precarious situation, being she doesn’t do anything and her only hope at securing a few more four figure party gigs is reminding people she fucked a rapper who is fucking an underaged chick... READ MORE

Blac Chyna Mocks Kylie Jenner

April 22, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can’t imagine the wave of emotion that sweeps over a 26-year old stripper when her baby daddy decides he prefers to statutory rape bang a 17-year old Kardashian. Despair mixed with gin and a tonic of regret for... READ MORE

Blac Chyna Robust

March 27, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna are in a feud because they fucked the same rapper but really who gives a shit. I don’t know what Blac Chyna does or how she differs from any other stripper. It’s possible I... READ MORE

Amber Rose And Blac Chyna Show On the Job

January 19, 2015 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If chicks like Amber Rose and Blac Chyna didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them. Every pack has the gnu in the rear who’s about to be lion lunch. Nobody cares how well you did in high school, gnu,... READ MORE

Tyga and Kylie Jenner Statutory Date Raping

October 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If anyone knows how to tightrope walk around a statutory rape prosecution, it’s Kris Jenner. You don’t rise to pimp head of a multimillion dollar teen prostitution ring without picking up a little streetwise jurisprudence. Kylie Jenner is just... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian And Blac Chyna Are Like Two Peas in a Hooker Pod

March 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s hard to imagine what Kim Kardashian finds in common with a former stripper who’s got a bastard baby with a rapper, big fake tits, and butt implants. But Blac Chyna has been named Kim Kardashian’s official bestie, inheriting... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Posts Altered Selfies Of Her Tits and Ass

January 7, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t know why the Internet world of stranglers and Lego collectors is so up in arms over Kim Kardashian ‘warping’ photos of herself and her stripper BFF, Blac Chyna to look leaner and meaner and less riddled with... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian Launches Pure Honey

September 26, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you were counting the days until Kim Kardashian launched her fifth fragrance line. If her first four aromas, Essential Scabies, Summer of Chlamydia, Krap Meadow, and Shpilkas, didn’t catch your fancy, just wait for Pure... READ MORE



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