Hulk Hogan slathered his hands in baby oil and then rubbed up against his daughters crotch yesterday, but in his defense, she has big implants, and guys love that. NOW WITH MORE CREEPY UPDATE – Does Brooke Hogan not... READ MORE

Hulk Hogans new girlfriend looks almost exactly like his daughter Brooke.  Here they are at the airport, making Hitler beam with pride as his vision comes to life.  READ MORE

It took 800 million tries, but for the first time ever, Brooke Hogan actually looked kinda good last night at the Grammy's.  And by "good", I mean, "like a girl".  Even her dress is okay.  It's kind of boring... READ MORE

At first I was all annoyed because the paparazzi won't leave me alone whenever I go to the beach.  As if me getting some rays in my white shorts and sunglasses is really so fascinating it has to be... READ MORE

Damn, it seems like every single good story in the news right now is a pack of filthy lies.  Why must my simple evening of TV turn into a date with deception.  It starts with People magazine, who says... READ MORE

There seems to be some confusion about the split between Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda, and apparently no one is more confused than Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda.  Early reports by People.com and others said she filed... READ MORE

Many people are wondering if Brooke Hogan was showing off her new implants on a trip to Hawaii this weekend.  So are those new?  The definitive answer is, I have no idea.  I'm not even entirely positive why she's... READ MORE

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