Brooklyn Decker Is So Hilarious Now (VIDEO)

April 29, 2014 | video | editor| 0 Comments

Brooklyn Decker Threesome from Brooklyn Decker Brooklyn Decker is one of the stars of the new CBS comedy Friends with Better Lives, which you probably haven’t watched yet and have no intentions of watching anytime soon, but it will... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker’s Dress Is The Best

July 29, 2013 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Brooklyn Decker and Patrick Wilson were filming their new comedy, Stretch, in Los Angeles yesterday, and because I’d rather not make an effort to look up what it’s actually about, I’m going to guess that it’s a film about... READ MORE

not even Brooklyn Decker can save this

May 10, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Brooklyn Decker is also in ‘What To Expect…’, and was at the New York premiere last night, which changes absolutely nothing. No amount of Brooklyn Decker or Elizabeth Banks or the greatness of Anna Kendrick can make up for... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker seemed upset

April 9, 2012 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Brooklyn Decker looked annoyed when she noticed people staring and taking pictures of her while she laid out by her hotels pool in Sydney this weekend, but that’s the downside of being famous. She should try taking her top... READ MORE

its the Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar, part 2

November 17, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my... READ MORE

its the 2012 Sports Illustrated swimsuit calendar

November 15, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

When I was a kid I and I got calendars like this I would always check June first, because that’s when my birthday is, and I felt like I had some connection with the girl who was June. For... READ MORE

the MTV Movie Awards were as thrilling as ever

June 6, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The 2011 MTV Movie Awards were last night, but if you missed it, or the ones from 2010, 2009, 2008, and 2007, here’s a comprehensive recap: 1. ‘Twilight’ won everything. 2. I asked, “who the fuck is that,” a... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker won the Country Music Awards

April 4, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

She looks way better when she wears a bikini or something see through so we can see her tits, but Brooklyn Decker still looked tremendous at last nights Academy of Country Music Awards in Vegas. “This is dumb, why... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker in a bikini, day 2

March 29, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Brooklyn Decker spent a second day in Miami and a second day in a bikini yesterday, this time poolside at the Ritz-Carlton. There’s 41 pictures here to commemorate this triumphant event, and even though that’s a lot, I don’t... READ MORE

Brooklyn Decker is in a bikini

March 28, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Sometimes bikini pictures will show up and I’ll vacillate for quite a while trying to decide if they’re any good, on whether or not I should post them. Brooklyn Decker and her fantastic tits on Miami beach this weekend... READ MORE