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Victoria’s Secret 2014 Fashion Show British Style

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show was a huge hit in London last night, aiding the country of England in their annual determination of which of their foppish male denizen are gay and which just seem super gay. It wasn’t... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel Is Nearly Ready

November 12, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Once a year Victoria’s Secret takes two dozen of the best looking models in the world and dramatically overdresses them for an exceptionally lame special on CBS. It’s the only primetime programming CBS runs during the year not aimed... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel Poses On The Beach

October 9, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I don’t really even know what this chick is selling half the time, I just know I want to buy it. If she put on a tiny pair of shorts and told me to buy home theater equipment I’d... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel Models Lingerie For Victoria’s Secret

July 23, 2014 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s about time Candice Swanepoel took some more pictures. I’m sure she’s busy with her home renovations and waxing and finding the right outfit for the South African summer holiday of Round Up the Darkies, but she could come... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel Braless

July 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When you’ve just been named the hottest woman in the world by possibly the last print edition of Maxim magazine I too would walk braless like a fucking champ around Manhattan. As Maxim’s fey sounding spokesperson noted, Candice has... READ MORE

Maxim Finally Gets It Right

June 11, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Under new ownership, Maxim magazine continues its on-again off-again tradition of inviting really good looking foreign models to its Maxim Hot 100 celebration. Last year saw the Miley Cyrus incident that cost the waning periodical its nut sack in... READ MORE

Candice Swanepoel Hotter Than Miley Cyrus? The Fuck You Say, Maxim?

May 23, 2014 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I’m not sure who owns Maxim at this point. A decade ago it got sold for several hundred million dollars. Last I heard a paper boy in Indiana picked it up for eighty-seven bucks and a box of FSI... READ MORE

Doutzen Kroes Pregnant, Candice Swanepoel Braless

May 15, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s not easy being an international bra and panties model. First, you’ve got to be born a good looking girl. If that were so easy everybody would be doing it. Then, you can’t eat. I don’t mean ever, just... READ MORE

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