Charli XCX Topless Bathtime

October 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

British Pop Singer Charli XCX, distinguished by being a more attractive looking Miley Cyrus, took to Snapchat to run their rules on nudity they rarely enforce by snapping herself naked in the bathtub.

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Charli XCX Shows Her Ass And Shit Around The Web

August 9, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Charli XCX isn’t so much a singer who strips as she is a stripper who sings. Lament the shitty state of music all you want. Janis Joplin had a crappy ass.

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Charli XCX Ass Show And Shit Around The Web

July 23, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Every time there’s a story on Charli XCX, I consider looking up who the fuck she is. Then I stare at her ass for a while and assume she’ll be gone before I ever get around to reading. I may be right, I may be wrong, but I manage my time well.

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Charli XCX Busty In Swimwear And Shit Around The Web

March 17, 2016 | crap around the web | Brendon| 0 Comments

Charli XCX is a singer or something. What she definitely is is 2am bar hot and she’s got some big ‘ol titties. I wish I were a better man to judge her on the merits of her music talent, but i doubt even her loved ones do that. Here she is in some swimsuits for Impulse […]

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Charli XCX Buying Up

February 23, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charli XCX resembles a teen chick from the Island trying to sneak into a nightclub to meet older guys. Don’t shoot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the head again. She’s only now recovering. Charli’s nailing the intersection of music and not at all music She just launched her own label. It was that or bare her breasts […]

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Hot Women Come Out for The AIDS

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live here. Best party ever. Condoms are ten grand each. You’re going to want at least two. […]

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Charli XCX Looks Ready

January 12, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This British singer chick did her best to evoke the sense of battered dock whore circa 1920. It gets people in the mood for giving at these celebrity galas and auctions. Pull out your checkbooks or we’ll drown another one of her bastard children in front of her. She was screaming bloody murder five minutes […]

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Charli XCX Drinky Poo Upskirt

October 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’re going to name yourself Charlie XCX and rage all night you’ve got to get yourself some decent drinking pants. This chick is the British Kesha if God hadn’t punished Kesha with the breeding hips of a much large animal species. Lots of heavily produced tracks with simplistic titles and wording that sounds amazing on […]

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2015 Billboard Music Awards Had to Happen

May 19, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ironic Jesus came to me in a dream and told me that if I watched enough music award shows, he’d make something heavy fall on Taylor Swift. A hanging speaker or roof panel or Adele. I relented and watched the Billboard music awards. Kanye was booed by the upper deck and his mom in heaven […]

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Rita Ora And Charli XCX Seem Musically Gifted

January 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says my music is ass like just showing off your ass. Fuck, if you could sing through those things I’d download a song or too. The gross levels of sexualization of pop music is tremendous evolutionary step forward. Why can’t I fap to a little ass or a chick in a cheerleader outfit while […]

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