Jesy Nelson Seems Like a Blast and Crap Around the Web

May 3, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

In today’s links we’ve got Kira Kosarin looking sexy, Barbara Palvin rocking a bra and panties, and the top ten hottest stars of this summer’s blockbusters nude! Kira Kosarin in a Bikini Selfie of the Day Taylor Swift Blasts... READ MORE

Charli XCX Topless Bathtime

October 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

British Pop Singer Charli XCX, distinguished by being a more attractive looking Miley Cyrus, took to Snapchat to run their rules on nudity they rarely enforce by snapping herself naked in the bathtub. READ MORE

Charli XCX Shows Her Ass And Shit Around The Web

August 9, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Charli XCX isn't so much a singer who strips as she is a stripper who sings. Lament the shitty state of music all you want. Janis Joplin had a crappy ass. READ MORE

Charli XCX Ass Show And Shit Around The Web

July 23, 2016 | crap around the web | michael-garcia| 0 Comments

Every time there's a story on Charli XCX, I consider looking up who the fuck she is. Then I stare at her ass for a while and assume she'll be gone before I ever get around to reading. I... READ MORE

Charli XCX Busty In Swimwear And Shit Around The Web

March 17, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Charli XCX is a singer or something. What she definitely is is 2am bar hot and she’s got some big ‘ol titties. I wish I were a better man to judge her on the merits of her music talent, but... READ MORE

Charli XCX Buying Up

February 23, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Charli XCX resembles a teen chick from the Island trying to sneak into a nightclub to meet older guys. Don’t shoot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the head again. She’s only now recovering. Charli’s nailing the intersection of music and not... READ MORE

Hot Women Come Out for The AIDS

February 11, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Girls go nuts for The AIDS. These amFAR events scheduled around the world in concurrence with various Fashion Weeks bring out the best looking ladies. Dress up, show off, there are men with money and not long to live... READ MORE

Charli XCX Looks Ready

January 12, 2016 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

This British singer chick did her best to evoke the sense of battered dock whore circa 1920. It gets people in the mood for giving at these celebrity galas and auctions. Pull out your checkbooks or we’ll drown another... READ MORE

Charli XCX Drinky Poo Upskirt

October 21, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You’re going to name yourself Charlie XCX and rage all night you’ve got to get yourself some decent drinking pants. This chick is the British Kesha if God hadn’t punished Kesha with the breeding hips of a much large... READ MORE

2015 Billboard Music Awards Had to Happen

May 19, 2015 | Photos | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ironic Jesus came to me in a dream and told me that if I watched enough music award shows, he’d make something heavy fall on Taylor Swift. A hanging speaker or roof panel or Adele. I relented and watched... READ MORE