Chrissy Teigen is determined not to let her pregnancy overshadow her other accomplishments such as having nice tits and marrying a well known singer. She slipped into something revealing for an Extra interview defending her right to have IVF pre-ordered the... READ MORE

On The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Teigen casually reported that President Obama approved of her baby name. That is sort of a mystery. What the hell is Chrissy Teigen doing on a late night talk show? Oh, right,... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen announced that she chose the gender of her unborn child through a process called super fucking expensive in-vitro fertilization. If the spawn of two celebrities weren’t already winning the genetic lottery, soon they’ll be able custom design the child. I... READ MORE

Nothing says pay no attention to the crappy music in the background like taped up, strung up, and largely revealed tits. Stop looking at my cold sores. Have you seen my tits? Last nights VMAs set a new record... READ MORE

Chrissy Tiegen posted a photo of her ass which raises some questions. Who is the dude laying next to you and who took this picture? Why is that person wearing dungarees and you’re naked save for a bra jammed... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen is now posting pictures of her husband naked to Instagram. She’s categorizing his bare ass as a part of her overall attack on Instagram’s no chick nudity policy, but it’s likely just the only other thing she could... READ MORE

Don’t believe the hype on LinkedIn. Your buddy the assistant IT director is just lugging monitors around the office. That chick you met at speed dating is having a work anniversary at a company that sounds suspiciously like her alone... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen is one of those celebrities who gets a free pass for being famous for no good reason. If you consider being half Asian and having big tits no good reason. I could go either way on that.... READ MORE

Ironic Jesus came to me in a dream and told me that if I watched enough music award shows, he’d make something heavy fall on Taylor Swift. A hanging speaker or roof panel or Adele. I relented and watched... READ MORE

Bill Belichick was bustted checking out Chrissy Teigen’s ass at the White House Correspondent’s Dinner, a yearly gig where the President books future talk show appearances and actors and models feel vindicated for writing me-too political shit on their Twitter... READ MORE