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Body Shaming Was Better

April 17, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Since Chrissy Teigen’s stretch mark selflie, hordes of other hens have posted photos of their stretch marks to Instagram. It doesn’t take much for chicks these days to self congratulate themselves. Posting pictures of your spent tampon is always an efficient... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Accepts Her Imperfections, Why the Fuck Can’t You?

April 14, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The body acceptance bandwagon is leaving the station, ladies. Get on board or accept your role as part of the problem. You don’t necessarily want to highlight your every woman flaws until you’ve made yourself oodles of fame and... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Topless Because Now It Matters

March 13, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I can already feel Chris Pine crying over my left shoulder. This is some pretty moving shit. John Legend and his troublemaking model wife with the spectacular yabbos got shot without their respective tops on along Miami Beach. Whoever... READ MORE

Chris Brown Blocks Chrissy Teigen On Twitter

March 7, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That uneasy feeling you get when you realize Chris Brown has shut you out of his life. There’s really no preparing for it. It hits you like a dirty hand of hot Chinese mustard to the lachrymal gland. You’ll... READ MORE

John Legend Is A Lucky Asshole And Shit Around The Web

January 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

John Legend showed what a lucky son of a bitch he is by making out with his super hot girlfriend Chrissy Teigen in the pages of GQ. There’s also the questionable popularity of his music, but that must come second.... READ MORE

David Blaine Tricks Models

January 19, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

If you’ve never watched one of David Blaine’s TV specials I’ll spare you the trouble: he’s a masochist who likes attention and also knows cool card tricks. When displaying his sleight of hand street magic he targets the lowest common denominator.... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Runs Braless

December 2, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody is wearing bras anymore in New York. It started with the Willis girls, but nobody really notices what the Willis girls are doing, so somebody else probably gets the credit. Rihanna maybe. She seems to hate underwear and... READ MORE

Chrissy Teigen Posts Nipple To Instagram

October 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

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Chrissy Teigen Is Doing Everything Drunk

August 6, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Chrissy Teigen is everywhere these days. Ever since making the cover of SI she’s been to over eight hundred promotional events including lingerie store openings, movie premiere, and new reptile exhibits at local zoos. Obama now calls her for... READ MORE

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