It's unclear if this aspiring model and future reality show side piece goes out with no pants or underpants on in the hopes of having her bare snatch captured on camera or she's brilliant but completely insane, like John... READ MORE

Nothing symbolizes the greatness of the American worker more than two chicks barely covering each other's tits on the beach in a bikini photo shoot. Though clearly non-union. That symbolizes something else. READ MORE

Playboy Playmate credentials don't do what they used to. You're a naked lady without a country. READ MORE

There are two reasons for a woman to show her bare vagina just off Rodeo Drive. She's crowning with Jude Law's baby or she's selling bottled water. This is the Cybergirl model who's dating Rod Stewart's lounge-about son. Nobody... READ MORE

There comes a time in the lifecycle of every fake consumer products company when its time to start paying girls with tattoos to roll around naked with your merchandise. No, this wasn’t authorized by Terry in Marketing. Fuck, Terry,... READ MORE

I thought I was done with the water cretins. But then the splits come along. I’d marry the first woman who showed me that trick on a beach vacation. It would never last, but nothing does. The stories would... READ MORE