Diora Baird is a good model

October 7, 2010 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

My beloved Diora Baird is on the cover of FHM this month, and I’ll never know why she isn’t a huge star. I don’t even mean that because of her red hair and huge tits, although those things are... READ MORE

jason bateman should have stayed in the iphone line

June 30, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Last Thursday, Jason Bateman was in line with 2,000 other people for the new iPhone when an Apple employee brought him inside the store so he could skip the line and get his first. On Twitter Bateman said the... READ MORE

katy perry got 17 stitches

June 24, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

And every hack afternoon DJ in America just came in thier pants in a race to shout out, “I hope they were to close her mouth!” Ahh yes. Zing. Partying after performing at Sunday’s MuchMusic Video Awards in Toronto,... READ MORE

most people seem to believe megan fox

May 28, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

When it was announced that Megan Fox had essentially been fired from ‘Transformers 3’, jealous fat girls and keyboard nerds all had a good laugh. The spaz from superficial even predicted the end of her career. It was a... READ MORE

lindsay is so dumb it takes your breath away

May 21, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Very obviously the reason Lindsay didn’t come back for her court date is because she didn’t feel like it. The flights weren’t full and no one stole her passport. Now Lindsays mom says she has a new passport, to... READ MORE

the warrant has been issued for lindsay

May 21, 2010 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Lindsay Lohan was of course due in court today because she hasn’t met the terms of her probation, but she skipped that because parties at Cannes have an open bar. So this morning a warrant was issued for her... READ MORE

NBC really loves lying about Conan

May 6, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Eight years ago, NBC posted a profit of 1.8 billion dollars, but since then it’s been run by bumbling retards who would be required to wear water wings and a football helmet at all time in most states, so... READ MORE

diora baird is awesome

October 14, 2009 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

There is nothing nothing nothing on earth better than a hot girl with red hair and big tits, so it goes without saying that I have every picture ever taken of Guess model and actress (‘Star Trek’, ‘Wedding Crashers’)... READ MORE

Are we still doing this?

May 12, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

It seems impossible that we’re still talking about this, but apparently we are because today there are shocking new pictures of Miss California who, other than that top she’s wearing, is COMPLETELY TOPLESS!!! These pics were taken just last... READ MORE

PORN FOR NERDS

July 28, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The biggest news of Comic Con this weekend may have been the premiere of the very long and very well put together trailer for "X-Men Origins: Wolverine". There’s no official release yet but of course it leaked. This is... READ MORE