Hermione Needs New Metaphors (VIDEO)

September 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

To her credit, Emma Watson has dug deeper than most celebrities in the role of UN Goodwill Ambassador for something contrived by men who keep the New York brothels humming. Watson's HeforShe campaigns have changed the lives of many... READ MORE

Emma Watson Recycled Fashion

May 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Watson claims the use of the recycled plastic threads and organic only silk and cotton additions are a feminist issue since most of the third world traditional garment factory workers are female. She's not quite clear on what happens... READ MORE

Emma Watson Breathing New Life into Global Feminism (VIDEO)

March 18, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Ever since Emma Watson was tapped with the title of UN Ambassador for all things super important for women, you just knew she was going to being a new vibrancy to the gratuitous position. Watson has been touring the world... READ MORE

Hermione Starts a Feminist Book Club

January 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’ve been thinking for some time now how you’d love to see that cute chick from the Harry Potter movies start an online feminist book club, today’s your lucky day. Since being named U.S. Ambassador For Things Important to Women... READ MORE

Hermione Forgot Her Bra And Shit Around The Web

November 5, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

I’m a big fan of Emma Watson. Not so much her acting but I’d like to accio her boobage into my mouth. That’s a dorky ass Harry Potter joke. Check her out without a bra. (Drunken Stepfather) Nicole Trunfio... READ MORE

Rich Actresses Backing Jennifer Lawrence

October 15, 2015 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Several months ago a bunch of bloggers without facts of intuition started bemoaning how Matt Damon was being paid three suitcases full of cash more than Jessica Chastain for The Martian coming out in October. Now the movie is... READ MORE

Emma Watson and Facebook Plain Speaking About Women

March 9, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

If you’re like me, you celebrated International Women’s Day by having no clue it was International Women’s Day. I feel like I just put my books away from Black History Month. Special days come up on you fast. U.N.... READ MORE

Celebrities Give the United Nations Much Needed Credbility

September 23, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Apparently, Emma Watson is our new Goodwill Ambassador for United Nations Women. I hope that’s not like Macy’s Women where they sell all the fat clothes. Watson serves the interests of the women of this planet and should we... READ MORE

Someone Stole $1 Million In Jewels At Cannes

May 17, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sofia Coppola‘s The Bling Ring is the true story of a group of regular nobodies who wanted to be famous so much that they stalked young celebrities via the internet to find out when they wouldn’t be home and... READ MORE

Emma Watson Steals Shit

April 5, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You can’t be a pedo bear favorite Hermione Granger forever I suppose. Emma Watson is past her child actress phase, past her stop calling me beautiful I’ll pretend to be an angry teen dyke phase, and is all grown... READ MORE


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