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Emmy Rossum Tits And Shit Around The Web

April 6, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Emmy Rossum showed off her luscious tits during this week’s episode of Shameless. You don’t win Emmy’s for that kind of work, you just win fans, also, money. Fuck the Emmy’s even if that’s also your actual name. See... READ MORE

Emmy Rossum Has Got Your Back, Working Girl

February 19, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nobody gives a shit about the below line craftsman and chain smokers in Hollywood with the exception of the costume designers. You know where your bread is sewn if you’re an actress. You take care of your lawyer so... READ MORE

Emmy Rossum Seems Happy

June 26, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

God gave women nipple pokes in Hollywood so when they travel to Africa to snatch infants the kids will be transfixed by the thought of a decent meal. It makes for a quieter plane ride home. I read that... READ MORE

The 2014 Critics’ Choice Television Awards Occurred

June 20, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Texting girls get to pick out the winners in the People’s Choice Awards. Old people with oblong goiters vote on the Academy Awards. Foreigners with sexual assault charges pending in Moldova get to select the Golden Globes. The TV... READ MORE

Emmy Rossum Is Not Really Topless

December 11, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess this is why magazines are going away and premium cable is raking in the dough. Emmy Rossum’s tits. Esquire can’t show them to you or else they lose their corporate advertisers who have hated boobs since the... READ MORE

Emmy Rossum has to wait in airport lines too

February 8, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I can’t even imagine how surprising it would be to turn around in line at LAX security and see Emmy Rossum standing there, right next to me, barefoot. Because she knows full well the judge told her 100 yards.... READ MORE

Emmy Rossum is fast

August 3, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Emmy Rossum was at a high school track in LA today to film some scenes for her Showtime series ‘Shameless’. In this scene, someone tries to make her watch the Showtime series “Shameless”. (image source = pacific coast) READ MORE

Emmy Rossum explains how she prevents “penetration”

February 23, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In real life it’s easy for a girl to avoid “penetration”. The most common ways are by claiming my hour is up or by snickering when I ask her out. But what if that girl is a really really... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian was the big winner

May 27, 2009 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum have a lot to learn about being famous. Kim Kardashian easily won the bikini contest at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu yesterday. In fact she was seemingly the only person who thought there... READ MORE

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