Free Lobotomies With Gigi Hadid’s Hot Party Tips

December 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Well my apologies to Bella Hadid, because while I’ve been making fun of her for being a botched whore Japanese sex robot, which obviously she is, her sister Gigi Hadid has apparently been providing the most brain dead interviews in the history of the universe, and might actually need to be voted off the planet before Bella. 

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Yes, We See Your Armpit Hair Gigi Hadid (VIDEO)

December 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Lesser of two evils Gigi Hadid landed a video for the LOVE Advent Calendar, and is making herself stand out from the hordes of other powerful women with important things to say by flashing her armpit hair during a sweaty, empowering, and important workout. She’s strong enough for a man. Gentle enough for a whore.

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Gigi Hadid’s Racism Bites Back At Victoria’s Secret

November 18, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

The lesser of two evils, Gigi Hadid, has announced that she will not be heading to China for the 2017 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, and many are speculating that her absence is more of a national policy than a whim decision due to a racist video featuring Hadid that went viral this past summer. In the video, Hadid can be seen pulling back her eyes to mimic a Chinese Buddha cookie – an offensive gesture powerful enough to send all of China into a frenzy. Hadid then goes on to recite some lines from what she declares as her favorite poem: “Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.” Kidding, but she was thinking about it. 

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Diane Kruger Vogue Smolders and Shit Around the Web

November 8, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Sexy stars in one-pieces, streaming nude scenes, and more!

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Gigi Hadid Underwhelms

August 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

I thought people turned to Vogue for aspirational fashion. Not to dress like a woman Cara Delevingne would Snapchat herself tongue fucking in an Urban Outfitters changing room.

 

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Gigi Hadid’s Twin Dutch Model

August 4, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

A plus-sized Dutch model by the name of Iza IJzerman is being hailed as the second coming of international modeling sensation Gigi Hadid. The resemblance is striking, though you can’t throw a rock in the Netherlands without hitting someone with blonde hair and blue eyes. You can, however, pick that rock back up. And throw it at Gigi.

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Zayn And Gigi Gender Fuckers For Vogue

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Celebrity couple Zayn Malik and Gigi Hadid break zero ground in their new self-assessed groundbreaking spread for Vogue titled “Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik Are Part of a New Generation Embracing Gender Fluidity.” These pioneers for gender fluidity are like explorers landing on the shores of modern-day America and christening it as the New World while searching for good cell reception.

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Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!

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Gigi Hadid Snapping Taylor Swift

May 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid was spotted putting on a three-ring circus for paparazzi Thursday night. She has to make up for lost publicity as the only famous Instagram prostitute not backpedaling fast from promoting the Fyre Festival.

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Bella Hadid Won Fashion Week

February 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Breathless female bloggers love to employ the term “won” in headlines to describe some celebrity chick wearing a funky heart hat on Valentine’s. She won Valentine’s. It doesn’t make sense, unless you’ve never played sports and your dad not so secretly always wished you were a boy. 

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