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Jeana Turner Pimping H2OMG and Shit Around the Web

June 16, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid spandex superstar, this weekend’s hottest stars, and more!

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Gigi Hadid Snapping Taylor Swift

May 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid was spotted putting on a three-ring circus for paparazzi Thursday night. She has to make up for lost publicity as the only famous Instagram prostitute not backpedaling fast from promoting the Fyre Festival.

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Bella Hadid Won Fashion Week

February 17, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Breathless female bloggers love to employ the term "won" in headlines to describe some celebrity chick wearing a funky heart hat on Valentine's. She won Valentine's. It doesn't make sense, unless you've never played sports and your dad not... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid and Bella Hadid Keep a Straight Face

February 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

You keep waiting for some fashion designer to sheepishly admit their entire industry is a sham. A middle school girl could illustrate the same rehashed apparel cutouts to her Surinamese slave seamstress teams and produce a tiny jacket. 

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Gigi Hadid Is Your Model of the Year

December 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Gigi Hadid was named Model of the Year by the international body that oversees such accolades and accreditations. Worth noting that there is no similar designation for nuclear physicists. READ MORE

Gigi Hadid Also Has a Disease

December 9, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

While Gigi Hadid's sister and mother must contend with self-diagnosed lyme disease and the various available Amazon home-blood transfusion kits that go with, Gigi has herself been keeping silent about her own Hashimoto's disease. READ MORE

British Chicks Seem Less White Than Usual

December 7, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sane people acknowledge that fashion is a farcical avenue for ambitious gay men to subjugate women entirely for the purpose of making money and living fabulously. Or they will one day. It's for women and men who have no... READ MORE

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Just Another Subjugation

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Once you insist that your hot chicks in their underwear party is a "celebration of world cultures", you open the door for a wider range of critcism than merely the kneejerk charge of sexism. Victoria's Secret ruined a bunch... READ MORE

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Should Be Much Better Than It Is

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing says this hot women in panties show is not for guys like booking Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, and The Weeknd for your interstitial headliners. Airing the show against Monday Night Football is another. Anything to do with large... READ MORE

More Melania Hate, It Must Be Her Amazing Tits (VIDEO)

November 22, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Hollywood is beyond pissed that Hillary Clinton is not coronating into the White House in January. It's deep and furious and building up pressure like a toilet jammed with the used tampons of glass ceiling victims. READ MORE

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