Gigi Hadid has better legs than her sister Bella and her face has expression too. If that's your thing. I could go either way. Uninterrupted mannequin gaze is underrated on the fairer sex. READ MORE

W magazine put out a photo spread of young models Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid where the celebrity offspring had obviously Photoshopped limbs and features. The outraged on Twitter who are neither paid by the hour or post quickly... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid continues to have a weird looking face nobody will talk about because everybody's collecting too much cash. Sometimes the gorilla in the room only weighs a buck twenty and everybody's pretending a genetic spasm is a fresh... READ MORE

It's all shits and giggles when discussing the ridiculous lives and mentalities of young celebrity models. But you can't touch. That's where the First Amendment ends. Or whatever they call it in Italy. Probably something that sounds profound but... READ MORE

Everybody has their favorite Hadid sister (or mother). This is the one without Lyme disease. Take that into consideration when selecting the one you'll be imagining as your girlfriend this late evening. Lyme disease will make your dick fall... READ MORE

Taylor Swift only had the most awesome Fourth of July party ever because it didn't include stupid boys. Boys will say anything to try to put their diddle sticks inside your special flowers. It's just heartbreak. Girl power to... READ MORE

Call your older sister and agree to dress down for your dinner out in Manhattan. The fake Lyme disease has sharpened your mind like a steel trap. Take her moves and turn them against her. She's dating that dude... READ MORE

This is it. The net result of a decade and a half of neocon foreign policy and playing policeman to the world. Kendall Jenner punched a Frenchman. Right in his obnoxious. The guy was a photographer who got into... READ MORE

Your tits are so much bigger than mine. Oh. stop it, I wish I had perfect little boobs like you. We’re both perfect. Let’s touch ourselves and giggle. Why is your mom taking our picture? Of course I trust... READ MORE

Those sad eyes speak to the only daughter in a family not anointed with celebrity lyme disease by her aging model matriarch. Why mama? Where is my tragical asymptomatic ailment? A Cinderella story that concludes with this steel blue... READ MORE