These girls are everywhere. It’s like they use some kind of future tech transporter to reassemble their teen tits at fancy parties around the world. In this case, The AIDS fundraiser in Cannes where everybody who’s anybody with a... READ MORE

I’m feeling super positive today. I think it’s the GMOs in my seal pup jerky. If that Britney Spears and Australian Albino clusterfuck music video is the new pop baseline, this Bad Blood music video from Taylor Swift featuring... READ MORE

These long legged gal pals spent their mother day on a long hike through the canyons of Beverly Hills. Gigi Hadid’s mother is bed ridden from celebrity lyme disease while Taylor Swift had her mom blinded for looking at... READ MORE

One soldier down, the next one steps up. This chick’s European model mom went down with lyme disease which occurs when deer ticks bite celebrities. The daughter stepped right up. Drop the clothes and let’s stop talking difficult to... READ MORE

The lovable little fucktard smurf is through with the mea culpa nonsense and now intent on banging every decent looking celebrity daughter in Hollywood. If you’re angry because you’re short and your mom’s a whore and she was the... READ MORE

Imagine if getting laid wasn’t something you had to work your ass off for, but merely a by-product of your job. You’d stamp out end of shift and a couple Victoria’s Secret models would be rubbing their mons pubis... READ MORE

While her mom lay illiterate from bacterial infection, Gigi Hadid is not slowing down. If lyme disease teaches you anything, it’s that fate can snap you like a twig any time it chooses. Modeling careers have the lifespan of... READ MORE

Gigi Hadid comes from a line of models. Her mom was a hot Dutch model before marrying a series of rich men and contracting lyme disease. In that order. If you’re a pro athlete’s kid you can’t just turn... READ MORE

Here’s a near constant. Idiot celebrities visit the Grand Mosque in Abu Dhabi, reflexively do something Western selfie, and then everybody Muslim freaks the fuck out. Selena Gomez removed her mosque ankle offense photo from Instagram after people who likes... READ MORE

Back in the days when you could eat steak rare and colonic with Camel smoke and bang your secretary over a metal desk, men kept pin up calendars on their wall. Now that move will cost you two weeks... READ MORE