Hayden Panettiere hung out in Venice Beach this weekend and basically rolled around on some dude for 5 hours on used condoms and needles.  She has a lot to learn about being a celebrity.  Venice Beach?  The only people... READ MORE

God knows why, but a bunch of candid pictures of Hayden Panettiere have shown up online over the last two days, and I guess this is what the young people are doing for fun these days.  Putting on stormtrooper... READ MORE

I've never watched "Heroes" because I'd much rather be outside with a football or a girl or a football and a girl, so I have no idea what it's about, but I guess it's about Hayden Panettiere making out... READ MORE

I only barely know who Hayden Panettiere is, so I must admit that it was a brilliant piece of strategy for her to lick everything in sight for about two years and eventually earn a spot in my heart. ... READ MORE

What on earth is Hayden Panettiere doing?  Is she okay?  Has that other girl been injured in some fashion?  Looks like this case calls for me and the gang at the youth detective agency I formed when I was... READ MORE

These pictures taken last night at the Peoples Choice Awards of Ali Larter, Hayden Panettiere and Tawny Cypress aren't even mildly news worthy, they're only going up to get Kelly Osbournes fug ass off the front page.  And also... READ MORE

I only barely have any idea who Hayden Panettiere is.  All I know for sure is that she isn't Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, and that's good enough for this week.  I also know she's the... READ MORE