Olivia Munn, Jenny McCarthy, Hope Solo… We Score The Hollywood Sex Accusers Tales of Woe on the Last Men on Earth Podcast #110

November 16, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week’s Last Men on Earth podcast we delved deep into the numerous alleged sexual harassment offenses of women in Hollywood, the H.W. teenaged Cop-a-Feeling, wonder how Kim Kardashian free passes her way into a baby shower with no fetus around, wonder who the first idiot chick will be to upload her nudes and sex photos to Facebook, and Matt tells some stories of male woe and misandry that will bring a tear to your man-power eye.

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Hope Solo Quits For Real, Fuck, What Now for Women’s Soccer?

August 31, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Women’s soccer was invented so people would stop bitching about how lame men’s soccer was. It’s not working. There was that time that masculine chick in a restrictive sports bra took her jersey off and that’s all I remember. Until Hope Solo. Drunken raging redneck from a broken family of fucked up troublemakers. Really, that’s what sports is missing in the modern era. Old school don’t give a fucks.

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Hope Solo Digs Team USA Schwag

January 23, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Hope Solo and her husband were driving one of the Women’s National Team vans at the time of his DUI arrest. Team USA is suspending her for 30 days for stealing their ride. It was that or a grounding and missing the prom. Bonnie and Clyde must’ve been pretty blasted. You’ve got to be on the verge of committing vehicular homicide […]

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Hope Solo, Jerramy Stevens Model Americans

January 21, 2015 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Former NFL player Jerramy Stevens was arrested for drunk driving as he was so wasted he failed to spell his name correctly in a sobriety test. Granted, look at how fucked up his parents spelled Jeremy and you might let the guy go. His wife Hope Solo was in the car and went berserk while working […]

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Hope Solo Punched Her Sister and Nephew Because Soccer Is Boring

June 25, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’d take a man with big fucking nuts to call soccer boring in the middle of the month every four years when it’s slightly less boring. I am that big nutted man. Sure, there’s the corruption, the lousy refereeing, the neo-Nazi protestors, the half-standing stadiums built in the jungle, and the dude on the Uruguay […]

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Hope Solo was slapped during ‘Dancing with the Stars’

August 18, 2012 | celebrity | Brendon| 0 Comments

Hope Solo just won a gold medal in London as goalie for the US powder-puff I mean womens soccer team, but that’s not gonna get attention for her new book. Saying that Maksim Chmerkovskiy, her partner when she was on ‘Dancing with the Stars’ two seasons ago, slapped her around during rehearsals, will however. “He […]

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