Khloe Terae Ass-touding Ass-ets and Crap Around the Web

October 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's finally Friday! Celebrate with these sexy links including Rita Ora fashionista, Alexa Dellanos nip slip, and the best nude scenes of Rachel Brosnahan's career! READ MORE

Ben Affleck Speaks Out About Rehab

October 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Celebs speak out about their stints in rehab like they’re returning from vision quests, and someone as delusional and self-congratulatory as Ben Affleck can certainly spin being an alcoholic cheating husband and absentee father. It’s been forty days since... READ MORE

BREAKING: Nagging Wife Makes Husband Go To Rehab

August 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Inbred former celebrity and lifelong Christian zealot Jennifer Garner was once in something called Alias, and Ben Affleck was once inside her, so therefore she’s famous enough for us to give a shit about. Garner is so dedicated... READ MORE

Hot Bravo Mom Beth Bowen Visits The Last Men on Earth Podcast #104

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, with special guest Beth Bowen, we discuss Jennifer Garner's attempt to be a regular old gal, ask Beth to specifically identify what's left... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner, Single Working Mom

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Garner recently joined Instagram and inaugurated her social media life with a post about how exhausted she was the night after camping out with his kids in the backyard.


Bella Thorne Sweet Teats and Shit Around the Web

July 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner and Chelsea Handler hang out, Bella Hadid takes a shower, and more!


People Magazine Goes Off the Reservation

June 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The simple distinction between People magazine and the large remainder of checkout counter tabloids is that People magazine colludes with the celebrities to publish bullshit stories that cast them in a favorable light. This is done in exchange for... READ MORE

Divorce Seems Easier When Super Rich

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner finally pulled the trigger on divorce papers with Ben Affleck. She's been dangling the documents for a couple years now, during the course of their separation.


Ben Affleck Drunk Dad Of The Year

April 3, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Drunk dads are the best. Especially when your dad's Batman. The paps recently caught Ben Affleck hanging out with Jennifer Garner and their two and a half kids. He pulled out the good wig. 


Juno Gender Biased Table Read

March 20, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Director Jason Reitman is staging a live table read of Juno, a ten year old movie he directed which nobody has talked about in ten years. The table read will benefit Planned Parenthood. Can't we just donate twice as much... READ MORE