Blind Item: Divorced Actor Has Seven-Year-Old Love Child

November 17, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  My disdain for Jennifer Garner started the exact moment I first saw her face and thought, ew. She’s also a snake-handling inbred Texas zealot, and anyone who blames Ben Affleck for their split just hasn’t been around enough... READ MORE

Ben And Jen Actually Divorce. Expect Jen’s Religious Self-Sacrifice Shortly

November 8, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  We all know that Jennifer Garner is deep into some Christian zealot Southern Baptist Pentecostal snake-handling shit, but that she also tries to play herself off as a normal person for the sake of her booming acting career. Has anyone... READ MORE

Khloe Terae Ass-touding Ass-ets and Crap Around the Web

October 5, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's finally Friday! Celebrate with these sexy links including Rita Ora fashionista, Alexa Dellanos nip slip, and the best nude scenes of Rachel Brosnahan's career! READ MORE

Ben Affleck Speaks Out About Rehab

October 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Celebs speak out about their stints in rehab like they’re returning from vision quests, and someone as delusional and self-congratulatory as Ben Affleck can certainly spin being an alcoholic cheating husband and absentee father. It’s been forty days since... READ MORE

BREAKING: Nagging Wife Makes Husband Go To Rehab

August 23, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Inbred former celebrity and lifelong Christian zealot Jennifer Garner was once in something called Alias, and Ben Affleck was once inside her, so therefore she’s famous enough for us to give a shit about. Garner is so dedicated... READ MORE

Hot Bravo Mom Beth Bowen Visits The Last Men on Earth Podcast #104

October 6, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

On this week's Last Men on Earth Podcast, with special guest Beth Bowen, we discuss Jennifer Garner's attempt to be a regular old gal, ask Beth to specifically identify what's left... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner, Single Working Mom

October 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Garner recently joined Instagram and inaugurated her social media life with a post about how exhausted she was the night after camping out with his kids in the backyard.

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Bella Thorne Sweet Teats and Shit Around the Web

July 13, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner and Chelsea Handler hang out, Bella Hadid takes a shower, and more!

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People Magazine Goes Off the Reservation

June 1, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The simple distinction between People magazine and the large remainder of checkout counter tabloids is that People magazine colludes with the celebrities to publish bullshit stories that cast them in a favorable light. This is done in exchange for... READ MORE

Divorce Seems Easier When Super Rich

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Garner finally pulled the trigger on divorce papers with Ben Affleck. She's been dangling the documents for a couple years now, during the course of their separation.

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